02.04.07

What you can do to please me

Posted in Communications breakdown, What women want at 9:30 am by angela

meI’ve written before that I used to spend time moderating a femdom chatroom. Guys would often visit the room and announce that they were there “to serve me”. I would tell them that my yard needed raking, or my back steps needed fixing, or I had bills to pay. They were confused by this. Guys who do this are under the impression that what would really please me is not making my life easier by taking over some of the workload, but watching them wank, or even watching them wank while giving them orders on precisely what to do and how to do it.

Now this is something I view as a service that I provide over the telephone, for pay. You want it, you call for it, and I perform this service for you. I will even watch you on cam if you have yahoo. Not only that, but I’m happy that my customers enjoy this service I’m providing to them.

But it isn’t something I do for recreation or pleasure. Guys think that women are as fascinated by all things cock as they are, and we’re just not. Unless a woman knows guys love this and she’s trying to push his buttons, it’s not going to be on her list at all. Sorry to burst your bubble, guys…

Now that you know I feel this way, you should start asking yourself what a woman wants. After you’re done asking yourself, you hopefully won’t have an answer to the question, because it’s the woman that you should have asked. Didn’t you consider that?

You don’t even have to ask me. I’ll tell you what you can do for me, what will please me most. Yesterday I took an old Niteflirt listing that was not doing anything and rewrote it so callers could know what I wanted and perform that service for me on cam.

I want you to do housework naked for me.

There, I said it. Set up your cam, aim it at the sink full of dirty dishes and the countertop you’re going to clean. Or set it up in the bathroom doorway, so I can see you scrub, scrub, scrub those fixtures and the floor. Or watch you vacuum and dust the living room. Use your imaginations boys. This will make me S M I L E.

Call me.

And finally, a few pictures from a blog I happened upon.

1 Comment

  1. Jason Neilson said,

    February 4, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Love reading your posts! Keeps me laughing, pictures were great. Keep up the good work.

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