04.01.07
Gold Star Academy of Discipline to open Washington DC branch!
President Bush today announced that the Treasury is without funds. He will begin selling off the country’s assets immediately.
The Gold Star Academy of Discipline put in an early bid on the White House and got a bargain! I guess Halliburton forgot to bid on it.
We will begin converting the lowest level into dungeons this week, including the “Imperial Suite”, a special cell for those with delusions of grandeur. The following week we will convert the remainder of the lower levels into housing and recreational facilities for our young women. We anticipate that there will be no need to change any of the other levels, as they are already appropriate for luxury living, classroom, and seminar space.
We will be filling an important need in the Nation’s capital, a veritable den of iniquity where debauchery is rampant and no self-discipline seems to have been exercised in years. I’m sure there will be a years-long waiting list of applicants. We will whip those males into line!
kellie m said,
April 3, 2007 at 8:45 am
This is awesome! Good Job your doing here, nice ideas. I had the same sort of thing as far as sharing caller fantasies and sorts like that on my site, it’s been driving me crazy trying to come up with ideas for what to put on it, since I do my own writing.
Great job !
slavedave51 said,
April 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Good idea! May I call you Madam President? I’d much rather have you in charge than that cadre of idiots puttering around down there…
Johnny Cam said,
April 7, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Yes, I like the idea of converting that awesome building into a Capitol dungeon! If it is Madam President we are addressing, then with humble submission may I also suggest a hb-1 visa room where all prospective immigrants undergo a trial of strength! Love from Johnny
tom paine said,
April 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Well, that would be a major improvement on the current resident and his usage of the property!
angela said,
April 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Seriously, almost anybody would be an improvement.
Al Sensu said,
April 10, 2007 at 8:59 pm
That Karl Rove needs a good whipping.