03.14.08
Spitzer Sues Prostitute Over Sex Addiction
“In a surprising turn of events, NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has filed a lawsuit against “Kristen”, a prostitute for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring. Spitzer’s complaint alleges that “Kristen’s” refusal to allow him to sleep with her bareback, while allegedly knowing of his sexual addiction, constituted unfair exploitation of an ADA-protected disability.”
I’m presuming this is fiction, and I’m wishing I’d written it myself.
