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Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a follow-up article, that it’s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won’t shock anybody who’s not accustomed to such things.
And now, for the lighter side of having sex with your bicycle…
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
He’s been placed on the sex offender list? What law did he break?
Oh, NOEZ!
Might be a trend, and might just be an artifact of his small and atypical sample. Seriously, without data to compare a similar sample during previous years, it’s hard to draw conclusions.
Or what will us naughty girls do?
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