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Badly behaved girls

admin — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:22:11 +0000

I don’t know if you’re aware, but Brits on vacation have the reputation of drinking too much, and then behaving as though they had drunk too much. Two British women on holiday picked up some liquor at the duty-free shop in the airport on the way home. You’re not supposed to open or use up the stuff you buy before you get home. But don’t you know, one thing led to another, and the women went berserk on the plane, attacking the crew with liquor bottles and trying to open the door to the plane.

The passengers helped to overtake the women, and the plane was diverted so they could be taken into custody, somewhere they couldn’t cause any more damage.

It looks like their holiday ended up lasting a bit longer than they intended, though their accomodations in some jail in Germany were probably significantly less luxurious than they might have chosen on their own.

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It also sounds like they allow people to bring liquids on board, doesn’t it? Hmm… Must be because there never was any reason for the US restriction on bringing liquids except to help airport concessions make money selling you $3 bottles of tap water.

In the competition for the world’s stupidest criminal

admin — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:27:15 +0000

Not a lot to say about it. When you’re smuggling a diaperful of heroin, and the cops ask you if you’ve got anything in your diaper, maybe the smarter thing to say is, “No.”
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An honest mistake, I am sure

admin — Sun, 25 May 2008 17:06:41 +0000

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

admin — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:28:26 +0000

Not only did they fight about it, but the partner of the male persuasion got himself arrested. And we thought Little League dads were bad.
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Dunning-Kruger Effect

admin — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 23:13:10 +0000

Wow, this explains so, so much about idiocy and ignorance and the fools and incompetents who surround us.

Celebs don’t think like you and me

admin — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:25:49 +0000

Really, what can you say to respond to such überdumb (or maybe unterdumb) quotes like these?

Camel toads, anyone?

admin — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:35:48 +0000

The scoop

Fox News’ O’Reilly Hit With $10 Million Suit

admin — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:41:44 +0000

Prince Frederic von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ninth husband and one of at least three men claiming to have fathered Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, is filing a $10 million defamation suit against Bill O’Reilly, alleging the Fox News pundit referred to him as “a fraud” on the air.

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Man burns genitals in ‘Jackass’ stunt – real ‘Darwin awards’ stuff

admin — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:50:28 +0000

Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the “Jackass” movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.

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Man robs underwear stores believing he was a female elf

admin — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:09:21 +0000

Man accused of robbing underwear shops claims that he thought he was a magic female elf.

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