05.26.08

Sorry, boss, I lost the dope

Posted in International, Lame excuses, Miscommunication at 5:38 pm by admin

So there was a little problem with the drug smuggling detection test they were attempting to run at Tokyo’s Narita airport. The customs officer tucked the packet containing 142 grams (about 5 ounces) of marijuana into a passenger’s checked luggage. Unfortunately the dogs did not find it and the officer forgot to make a note of which passenger’s bag he put it in. But somebody’s got the marijuana…
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10.06.07

Jon Stewart on the veto of SCHIP

Posted in Abuse of power, Lame excuses, Politics at 7:07 am by admin

“My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions.” - George Bush

The video

03.31.07

Gonzales aide says “I can’t remember” 122 times during hearing

Posted in Abuse of power, Justice, Lame excuses, Politics at 3:14 am by admin

Excuse me… Doesn’t it seem like we have an awful lot of government officials with memory loss and/or cognitive impairment?

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03.26.07

Why can’t you e-file to the IRS for free? Ask Intuit and HR Block

Posted in Abuse of power, Lame excuses, Politics at 3:17 pm by admin

The IRS recommends that taxpayers file electronically, but it refuses to set up its own Web portal to receive the filings because of pressure from the tax-preparation industry.

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03.17.07

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted in Lame excuses, WTF? at 9:26 am by admin

German sets new standards for stupid places to wake up after being drunk: a baby incubator…?

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03.07.07

Man robs underwear stores believing he was a female elf

Posted in Dumbass, Lame excuses at 10:09 pm by admin

Man accused of robbing underwear shops claims that he thought he was a magic female elf.

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