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Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a follow-up article, that it’s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won’t shock anybody who’s not accustomed to such things.
And now, for the lighter side of having sex with your bicycle…
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
He’s been placed on the sex offender list? What law did he break?
“Allegedly”? Was he also “allegedly” a Republican politician? (Ooh, did I say that?)
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) – A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
Kind of a cool way to show how humans evolved… And I love how almost every frame includes sex.
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George Clooney plays down any talk of being pressured to run for political office with a typically self-effacing quip. “No, I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs and I’ve been to too many parties.”
Women…drugs…parties… Gee, I thought all that was a requirement.
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