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		<title>Followup on the bike sex case</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/11/30/followup-on-the-bike-sex-case/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a follow-up article, that it&#8217;s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won&#8217;t shock anybody who&#8217;s not accustomed to such things. And now, for the lighter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a <a href="http://www.autobloggreen.com/2007/11/29/bike-sex-case-sparks-privacy-debate-yes-as-in-sex-with-a-bike/" target="_blank">follow-up article</a>, that it&#8217;s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won&#8217;t shock anybody who&#8217;s not accustomed to such things.</p>
<p>And now, for the lighter side of having sex with your bicycle&#8230;<br />
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		<title>Man placed on probation for having sex with bicycle?</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/11/17/man-placed-on-probation-for-having-sex-with-bicycle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 19:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years. He&#8217;s been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.</p>
<p>Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.</p>
<p>Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
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<p>He&#8217;s been placed on the sex offender list? What law did he break? </p>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm" target="_blank">More</a></p>
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		<title>Man allegedly found with inflatable doll in public restroom</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/10/27/man-allegedly-found-with-inflatable-doll-in-public-restroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Allegedly&#8221;? Was he also &#8220;allegedly&#8221; a Republican politician? (Ooh, did I say that?) CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) &#8211; A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down. Story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Allegedly&#8221;? Was he also &#8220;allegedly&#8221; a Republican politician? (Ooh, did I say that?)</p>
<blockquote><p>CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) &#8211; A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
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<p><a href="http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/10830371.html" target="_blank">Story</a></p>
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		<title>Study: Prehistoric humans had sex for fun</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/06/14/study-prehistoric-humans-had-sex-for-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who knew?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269115,00.html" target="_blank">Who knew?</a></p>
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		<title>PICTURE: Durex XXL Condom Ad</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/04/06/picture-durex-xxl-condom-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow&#8230;read more &#124; digg story Photo of it]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;<br/><br/><a href="http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/durex_xxl_man?size=_original">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/PICTURE_Durex_XXL_Condom_Ad">digg story</a><br />
<a href="http://www.ripnroll.com/images/xxl.gif">Photo of it</a></p>
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		<title>Camel toads, anyone?</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/04/04/camel-toads-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The scoop]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/hprajani/phun/CamelToads.jpg">The scoop</a></p>
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		<title>History Of Humans (PIC)</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/03/17/history-of-humans-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kind of a cool way to show how humans evolved&#8230; And I love how almost every frame includes sex.read more &#124; digg story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kind of a cool way to show how humans evolved&#8230; And I love how almost every frame includes sex.<br/><br/><a href="http://mijnkopthee.nl/images/human_timeline.jpg">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/general_sciences/History_Of_Humans_PIC">digg story</a></p>
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		<title>George Clooney: ‘I’ve slept with too many women to be a politician’</title>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2007/03/10/george-clooney-%e2%80%98i%e2%80%99ve-slept-with-too-many-women-to-be-a-politician%e2%80%99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 02:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Clooney plays down any talk of being pressured to run for political office with a typically self-effacing quip. “No, I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs and I’ve been to too many parties.” Women&#8230;drugs&#8230;parties&#8230; Gee, I thought all that was a requirement.read more &#124; digg story]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Clooney plays down any talk of being pressured to run for political office with a typically self-effacing quip. “No, I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs and I’ve been to too many parties.”</p>
<p>Women&#8230;drugs&#8230;parties&#8230; Gee, I thought all that was a requirement.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.7days.ae/en/2007/03/09/%E2%80%98i%E2%80%99ve-slept-with-too-many-women-to-be-a-politician%E2%80%99.html">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/celebrity/George_Clooney_I_ve_slept_with_too_many_women_to_be_a_politician">digg story</a></p>
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