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		<title>Woman kills hitman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s one woman that guys shouldn&#8217;t want to mess with. She got home from work and there was a guy in her apartment who attacked her with a hammer. Even though she was struck on the head, she managed to overpower him and strangle him with her bare hands. The police just thought it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>85 year old woman makes burglar call 911 at gunpoint</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dominant women may retire, but they never get it out of their system. There had been a string of break-ins in the area, so when she caught the boy burglarizing her house, she knew exactly what to do. She walked right past him into her bedroom, got her gun, made him call 911 at gunpoint [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/08/20/85-year-old-woman-makes-burglar-call-911-at-gunpoint/</link>
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		<title>Badly behaved girls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;re aware, but Brits on vacation have the reputation of drinking too much, and then behaving as though they had drunk too much. Two British women on holiday picked up some liquor at the duty-free shop in the airport on the way home. You&#8217;re not supposed to open or use up [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/07/27/badly-behaved-girls/</link>
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		<title>In the competition for the world&#8217;s stupidest criminal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not a lot to say about it. When you&#8217;re smuggling a diaperful of heroin, and the cops ask you if you&#8217;ve got anything in your diaper, maybe the smarter thing to say is, &#8220;No.&#8221; Link]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/06/14/in-the-competition-for-the-worlds-stupidest-criminal/</link>
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		<title>When space aliens peep</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So this guy who sees aliens space everywhere he looks has released a snippet of video shot in 2003 purporting to show a space alien popping up and peeping through a window into his house. Right. Looks like somebody on digg.com has discovered the actual identity of the face in the window. Since this is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/05/31/when-space-aliens-peep/</link>
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		<title>Sorry, boss, I lost the dope</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there was a little problem with the drug smuggling detection test they were attempting to run at Tokyo&#8217;s Narita airport. The customs officer tucked the packet containing 142 grams (about 5 ounces) of marijuana into a passenger&#8217;s checked luggage. Unfortunately the dogs did not find it and the officer forgot to make a note [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/05/26/sorry-boss-i-lost-the-dope/</link>
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		<title>An honest mistake, I am sure</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t look back, your legacy&#8217;s gainin on ya, Bush</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yep. 98% of historians agree that this Presidency has been a failure. I covered this previously when it first came out. At the time it was not at all clear that the story was going to be picked up by the mainstream media machine. Well! It looks like it has made it all the way [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/04/16/dont-look-back-your-legacys-gainin-on-ya-bush/</link>
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		<title>Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not only did they fight about it, but the partner of the male persuasion got himself arrested. And we thought Little League dads were bad.STORY]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/04/12/parents-fight-over-which-gang-toddler-should-join/</link>
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		<title>One for the Darwin Awards &#8217;08</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What can you say? A drunk decided it would be impressive to slide down the handrail of one of those spectacular-looking multi-level escalators in the open area of a shopping mall. Everybody was impressed, but probably not in the way he intended. One more person with bad instincts removing himself from the gene pool&#8230;Story Powered [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://principalquattrano.com/news/2008/01/14/one-for-the-darwin-awards-08/</link>
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