From the Web to you
Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a follow-up article, that it’s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won’t shock anybody who’s not accustomed to such things.
And now, for the lighter side of having sex with your bicycle…
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
He’s been placed on the sex offender list? What law did he break?
Oh, NOEZ!
Might be a trend, and might just be an artifact of his small and atypical sample. Seriously, without data to compare a similar sample during previous years, it’s hard to draw conclusions.
Or what will us naughty girls do?
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WASHINGTON – President Bush ratcheted up his confrontation with Democratic leaders Wednesday, laying out what he said is a stark ideological divide between a fiscally prudent, free market-loving GOP president and a Congress that aims to raise taxes and nationalize health care. MORE
W-w-w-wait a minute. “Fiscally prudent, free market-loving GOP president…” Looking under the table… Nope, not there. Looking behind the door… Nope not there. Under the rug… Nope, not there. Looking in the White House… Nope, not there.
I don’t see a fiscally prudent President in this entire country. What dreamland is Bush living in? I see a profligate spendthrift, glad to put poor and working people out on the street and cut them off from all social services that HE collects abundantly, selling us out to his corrupt cronies when he’s not giving it all away. Penny wise and pound foolish is the best he could be described. Let’s go start a war in Iran. That’ll turn the other two disastrous wars we are dumping unlimited money into around.
Or maybe he can just start World War III, so Bush can bring on Armageddon and the End Times. It’s his destiny, you know.
We know he’s a liar, and he’s delusional. C’mon people, lets all call him on this.
Dreamworld starts in the next life.
“Allegedly”? Was he also “allegedly” a Republican politician? (Ooh, did I say that?)
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) – A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
“My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions.” – George Bush
Let this be a lesson to you: when you’re giving a lecture at a high school, don’t use the same memory stick you use for downloading porn.
So what’s wrong with telephone sex?
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