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The Gold Star Academy of Discipline is now abusing students like you daily!
02.13.10
A nice spanking session
I have a lot of different things for sale, only a few of which appear on my Niteflirt listings and homepage, which are admittedly (deliberately) severe. One is a spanking assignment, which is purchased with the requirement that a recording will be made and submitted to me for evaluation.
Indeed, I recently received a very nice recording of just such a session.
Although I used to have a fair amount of stuff for sale on my pages, not a lot of it sold. It is on my list of things to do for me to make pages on my website to provide ideas and more stuff to buy. What does everybody think?
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Call me now!12.21.09
101 Reasons why men cheat
Based, of course, on the Tiger Woods scandal, and the degeneracy of men in general.
My favorite is this one:
56. …or in the Principal’s office?
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Call me now!11.04.09
Carrie Prejean: the saga continues
You remember when Carrie Prejean, the Miss California beauty queen who got into a bit of trouble after speaking out in favor of “opposite marriage” and saying that she was raised to be opposed to gay marriage?
And Donald Trump came out in favor of her keeping her post as Miss California after using the pageant as a platform for spouting her radical fundamentalist views, but then let the pageant dismiss her when it turns out she was not keeping up with her schedule of nicey-nicey fluff PR appearances, which is after all what these pageants are about.
By then, the nude photos, the story about her mother and father both having homosexual relationships before their breakup…
She had dated Michael Phelps, whew!
She tried to be a guest host on a right wing talk show, but she was incoherent and sounded really stupid.
I can’t remember now who sued who first. Maybe she sued them for stripping her of her title, and they responded by suing her for the cost of the boob implants that they had paid for to boost her confidence.
Then there was a settlement. It turns out that she walked away with nothing after they told her they had a copy of the home sex tape she had starred in. Well, well.
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Call me now!09.30.09
Americas Prostitution Expert
Yes, David Vitter, legend for his dalliances in prostitution and diaper fetish, saved from complete disgrace only because he is a Republican.
Vitter has apparently served as a “consultant” to the pimp-madam pair who were trying to entrap ACORN for Fox News Entertainment, because of his “special knowledge”. He’s also an expert on “family values”, note the quotes.
Go get him!
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Call me now!09.17.09
What’s up with Niteflirt
Does anybody read this blog?
Hopefully it gets read more often than it gets written in.
Anyway, Niteflirt is in the process of doing a massive site upgrade. In fact, it’s not really an upgrade. It’s more like it’s being redone from scratch. So if you visit the site when it’s done, it should look about the same, though the underlying code will be completely different. If you’re wondering right now where it went, especially if you’ve got the Firefox bug that’s been giving you a “Bad request” page or “Connection reset by server” page for the past few days, it’s still under construction.
I’m still getting that Firefox message when I hit www.niteflirt.com, even though other browsers show a “we’ll be back soon” page.
Eventually the site should be not only able to handle everything it did before, but more. Things will be changing with customer service, I hope you weren’t attached to that.
My suspicion is that this has to do with some deadline they were given to stop using the existing platform as a result of that breakup that came almost 2 years ago.
To log in to the beta version of your account, go to beta.niteflirt.com for the time being. You just might be able to log on to make a call. Or try my new callbutton.
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Call me now!05.27.09
Did you forget something?
You always had it in the back of your mind that you were going to accomplish something totally impressive. But did you? NOOOooo….
This guy did. Watch it and weep for your pathetic, wasted life.
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Call me now!05.20.09
Craig Ferguson channeling Britney
This is just way too funny for words. I hope he does a lot more of this sort of thing.
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Call me now!05.06.09
Bad pickup lines
For the most part these are hilarious. Read them and weep. Studies have shown that when a guy approaches a woman in a bar, he blows it completely and ends up looking like an arrogant fool. Only when the woman makes the first move does the guy have any hope of getting anywhere.
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Call me now!Cat got your tongue? She is pissed
Better watch out when your mate is acting, um, catty.
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Call me now!04.29.09
Send a stripper to your reunion
This is absolutely hilarious. A woman who hated her high school hired a stripper to impersonate her at her 10th reunion, then made a movie about it. Due to the need to get permission from everyone in it, it will probably never be released. But the trailer is absolutely a hoot!
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