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01.23.09
Losing touch with reality
My own mom used to say that she felt obscenity should be illegal—it is, kind of, though the concept is poorly defined—but what she meant when she said “obscenity” was “profanity”. Especially she felt that things like bumper stickers should be pristine, that things like “Shit Happens” should be forbidden.
She’d love this guy. Well, maybe, maybe not. He sounds like a delusional pig to me. A South Carolina legislator who wants to prosecute people who use bad words. I think he’d be over the line even for her. I mean, vulgarity? Imagine making it a felony to have bad manners…
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Call me now!08.20.08
85 year old woman makes burglar call 911 at gunpoint
Dominant women may retire, but they never get it out of their system.
There had been a string of break-ins in the area, so when she caught the boy burglarizing her house, she knew exactly what to do. She walked right past him into her bedroom, got her gun, made him call 911 at gunpoint and held him there until the police came and took over. Way to go, grandma!
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Call me now!08.08.08
One more thing to add to our arsenal
Yes, indeed. Here at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline we are always looking for new insights that we can use to develop ever more devious and effective ways to break our male students of things just like masculinity. Yes, masculinity is a thing of which they must be cured.
Lucky I got this email. Well, perhaps not lucky for our student body.
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Call me now!07.27.08
Badly behaved girls
I don’t know if you’re aware, but Brits on vacation have the reputation of drinking too much, and then behaving as though they had drunk too much. Two British women on holiday picked up some liquor at the duty-free shop in the airport on the way home. You’re not supposed to open or use up the stuff you buy before you get home. But don’t you know, one thing led to another, and the women went berserk on the plane, attacking the crew with liquor bottles and trying to open the door to the plane.
The passengers helped to overtake the women, and the plane was diverted so they could be taken into custody, somewhere they couldn’t cause any more damage.
It looks like their holiday ended up lasting a bit longer than they intended, though their accomodations in some jail in Germany were probably significantly less luxurious than they might have chosen on their own.
It also sounds like they allow people to bring liquids on board, doesn’t it? Hmm… Must be because there never was any reason for the US restriction on bringing liquids except to help airport concessions make money selling you $3 bottles of tap water.
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Call me now!06.14.08
In the competition for the world’s stupidest criminal
Not a lot to say about it. When you’re smuggling a diaperful of heroin, and the cops ask you if you’ve got anything in your diaper, maybe the smarter thing to say is, “No.”
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04.12.08
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
Not only did they fight about it, but the partner of the male persuasion got himself arrested. And we thought Little League dads were bad.
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Call me now!06.23.07
Dunning-Kruger Effect
Wow, this explains so, so much about idiocy and ignorance and the fools and incompetents who surround us.
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Call me now!04.17.07
Celebs don’t think like you and me
Really, what can you say to respond to such überdumb (or maybe unterdumb) quotes like these?
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