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03.18.09
A few fetishes
The article calls them “ridiculous” fetishes, but people who work for Cracked don’t seem to have any understanding of what fetishes are about. They are so vanilla they probably don’t even get what people like about chocolate ice cream.
Just enjoy, and if you enjoy it too much, give me a call. I am available for counseling sessions to help you work through your issues. Or maybe I will just seize on the opportunity to use them to control and manipulate you.
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Call me now!11.30.07
Followup on the bike sex case
Yes, he pleaded guilty, and he was put on probation. But it turns out, according to a follow-up article, that it’s ok to have sex with your bike, so long as you do it behind a securely locked door, where you won’t shock anybody who’s not accustomed to such things.
And now, for the lighter side of having sex with your bicycle…
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Call me now!03.10.07
Weirdest Fetish Ever – Mechanic has sex with his cars
Truly, truly. Stranger than fiction.
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