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The Gold Star Academy of Discipline is now abusing students like you daily!
10.29.08
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Sorry, the news has been so serious lately. Hopefully things will be getting funnier quite soon.
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A very bad boy
Oh, yes. He was the worst sort, the kind of boy who only ever thinks with the wrong head.
When his cock started talking to him, he listened, which was probably not the best thing to do. So what happened was he kept getting all the girls pregnant.
Now we know there was really nothing he could do about it. He was incapable of even attempting to correct his behavior.
We had no choice. We took him down to the nurse’s office for a little operation. Of course he agreed to it, because the only other choice for him was a large, painful operation. So of course he took the easy way out, yet again.
We have no trouble dealing with guys like that here. Have you been bad?
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Call me now!06.25.07
Seriously, a remedy for speeding?
It looks like Sydney, Australia has come up with a different sort of anti-speeding campaign. As wannabe macho speeders drive past, women of all ages wiggle their little fingers, the universal symbol of tiny penises.
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Study: Circumcision removes most sensitive parts
Researchers who tested 159 penises for sensitivity have determined that surgery removes the five most sensitive areas.
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PICTURE: Durex XXL Condom Ad
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03.31.07
Man in Unfortunate Penis Accident
A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill.
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