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05.26.08
Sorry, boss, I lost the dope
So there was a little problem with the drug smuggling detection test they were attempting to run at Tokyo’s Narita airport. The customs officer tucked the packet containing 142 grams (about 5 ounces) of marijuana into a passenger’s checked luggage. Unfortunately the dogs did not find it and the officer forgot to make a note of which passenger’s bag he put it in. But somebody’s got the marijuana…
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Call me now!07.21.07
Survey: Men happiest with smart women
It seems to be bringing out the mysogynists in the commenters, though. Doesn’t it always on Digg?
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Call me now!03.30.07
AMAZING: 911 Operator Responds to Emergency Call… from SOUTH KOREA!!
“Patricia Michaels, a supervisor at the St. Clair County emergency dispatch center, answered the call from a woman who claimed her husband had beaten her, cut off her hair with scissors and used the scissors to cut her arm. But the caller was phoning from her residence in Seoul, South Korea!” Even more impressive – they were able to help her!
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Call me now!Principalquattrano.com not banned in China!
Flash! Gold Star Academy of Discipline a/k/a principalquattrano.com is NOT banned in China! Check your favorite sites to see whether they are available to Chinese citizens at home.
Talk about flying in under the wire! Should I learn Chinese and market to them?
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Call me now!03.26.07
Thar she blows! 60-ton Sperm Whale explodes in Taiwan Traffic
The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan. Also, more than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its 5-foot penis.
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Call me now!03.24.07
Anti-rape Device to Hit the Market
Anti-rape device created by South-African inventor Sonnet Ehlers is about to hit the market after a long time of waiting for patent verification.
The female condom-like device called Rapex has fish-like teeth that attach to the penis.
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I can think of some subs who would be willing to test out this device.
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Call me now!03.16.07
Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother’s milkshake?
An actual question in the FAQ section of the UK McDonald’s web site. How often has this question been asked to get on the FAQ page???
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Call me now!03.12.07
The Man Who Never Was
The deception was simple – dump a body with highly secret documents in a place where the Germans will be party to the find. Make it so convincing that they will take the bait. It was a plan to save lives – as many allied lives as possible by reducing German resistance. And it worked – beautifully. Completely off-topic but damned interesting.
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Call me now!Israel recalls ‘naked ambassador’
Israel’s ambassador to El Salvador found in street drunk, wearing only bondage gear.
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Call me now!03.10.07
Priests to purify site after Bush visit
Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate “bad spirits” after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.
I always said he sold his soul to the devil…
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