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09.10.08
Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220K In Sex Calls
Yet another incredible story. A former Verizon apparently tapped into the lines of about 950 Verizon customers to make 5,000 calls to a 900 chat line for a total of 45,000 minutes.
Apparently he thought none of those customers would notice an extra $231 charge on his or her phone bill. They did.
But the kicker is that the phone sex line he called cost $5 a minute. $5 a minute?!? Like, what a ripoff! I charge less than half that much, and I bet I give lots better phone. Try me.
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Call me now!05.26.08
Sorry, boss, I lost the dope
So there was a little problem with the drug smuggling detection test they were attempting to run at Tokyo’s Narita airport. The customs officer tucked the packet containing 142 grams (about 5 ounces) of marijuana into a passenger’s checked luggage. Unfortunately the dogs did not find it and the officer forgot to make a note of which passenger’s bag he put it in. But somebody’s got the marijuana…
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Call me now!10.06.07
Jon Stewart on the veto of SCHIP
“My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions.” – George Bush
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Call me now!03.31.07
Gonzales aide says “I can’t remember” 122 times during hearing
Excuse me… Doesn’t it seem like we have an awful lot of government officials with memory loss and/or cognitive impairment?
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Call me now!03.26.07
Why can’t you e-file to the IRS for free? Ask Intuit and HR Block
The IRS recommends that taxpayers file electronically, but it refuses to set up its own Web portal to receive the filings because of pressure from the tax-preparation industry.
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Call me now!03.17.07
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
German sets new standards for stupid places to wake up after being drunk: a baby incubator…?
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Call me now!03.07.07
Man robs underwear stores believing he was a female elf
Man accused of robbing underwear shops claims that he thought he was a magic female elf.
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