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The Gold Star Academy of Discipline is now abusing students like you daily!
04.13.09
How to become a porn star
Watch as Brenda arrives in town, all set to become a porn star. Hilarious!
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Call me now!01.28.09
Avoiding the issue
As far as males go, you just have to crack a whip over their heads to keep them honest.
At least that’s what it seems like when reading this story. Apparently employees at the National Science Foundation were too busy viewing porn, doing cam-2-cam shows and everything else else adult entertainment to do any real work. So many clichés come to mind, from “foxes running the henhouse” to “your tax dollars at work”.
It appears that a number of studies were done, but not much came of it besides some internet filters. Wasn’t anybody fired? Why weren’t they sent to the Gold Star Academy of Discipline? That’s the real fix for this situation.
We could even straighten out the SEC. Ask your employer if there’s a program that’s right for you today!
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Call me now!01.07.09
About that bailout…
Well, well, it’s about time somebody did something to help the little people and their needs. You’ve probably noticed that porn prices are not going down. Girls still have to work to earn a living, even if they’re making fewer sales. Dropping prices doesn’t seem to lead to more sales, since the people who no longer can afford it really can’t afford to pay any price.
Larry Flynt is applying for TARP funds to bail out the porn industry. You go, guy!
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Call me now!12.29.08
How the sex trade has changed the internet
For better or worse.
It looks like a lot of the innovations we take for granted were invented for the purpose of propagating the sex biz on the internet. Who’d'a thunk that such innovation was for the sole purpose of harnessing the energy of horny guys?
But after all, the internet is for porn.
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