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08.08.08

Hello guys!

Posted in Science, Uncategorized at 8:48 pm by admin

I have a new Niteflirt blog. How about that! I’ve been a busy girl, and you can read up on me and my interests. Happy reading, and don’t forget to call me.

By the way, this is all going to be on the test.

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06.26.08

Darwin fail

Posted in Science at 4:42 pm by admin

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05.31.08

When space aliens peep

Posted in Crackpots, Science at 12:06 pm by admin

So this guy who sees aliens space everywhere he looks has released a snippet of video shot in 2003 purporting to show a space alien popping up and peeping through a window into his house. Right.

Looks like somebody on digg.com has discovered the actual identity of the face in the window.

Since this is not really news, I’m going to put the word ‘story’ in quotes.

“Story”

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04.16.08

Don’t look back, your legacy’s gainin on ya, Bush

Posted in Public opinion, Science at 4:44 am by admin

Yep. 98% of historians agree that this Presidency has been a failure.

I covered this previously when it first came out. At the time it was not at all clear that the story was going to be picked up by the mainstream media machine.

Well! It looks like it has made it all the way to US News and World Report, a publication that doesn’t normally print things considered “liberal opinions”. It must be that it’s gone mainstream. Faux News, next?

Think you want to be President when you grow up, little girl or boy? Study your history, so you can learn what not to do. Pay special attention to the Bush administration. It’s a clear roadmap he has provided us with. Just look at what George Bush has done and do the opposite.

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02.22.08

Animal Mating Rituals

Posted in penises, Science, Sex at 8:51 am by admin

meI read this article on weird animal mating rituals and realized how long it’s been since I’ve written about science and gender. Here’s some info that will come in handy in our sex ed class at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline, when we teach the boys how lucky they are that we have decided to be good to them. Look at all the things we could be doing if we weren’t such benevolent Mistresses!

Click the banana slug button to read the story.

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01.15.08

Is getting excited a real workout?

Posted in Science at 9:33 am by admin

I had never before heard the proposition that watching a woman’s breasts is the equivalent of a 30 minute workout. Ah, but it is a testable hypothesis, and these people decided to test it. Watch and see!

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07.21.07

Survey: Men happiest with smart women

Posted in International, Science at 7:26 am by admin

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It seems to be bringing out the mysogynists in the commenters, though. Doesn’t it always on Digg?

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07.12.07

Study: Women Are in Charge at Home

Posted in Science, Women's rights at 3:36 pm by admin

Men might throw their weight around at the office, but at home, women are the bosses.

A study, which was just released, finds that wives have more power than their husbands in making decisions and dominating discussions.

“The study at least suggests that the marriage is a place where women can exert some power,” said lead author David Vogel, a psychologist at Iowa State University (ISU). “Whether or not it’s because of changing societal roles, we don’t know.”

The results counter past research.

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Imported food, food safety, etc.

Posted in Ew...gross, Health, Science at 2:01 pm by admin

Poll: 92 percent want ‘country of origin’ labels

You’d better believe that’s what I want. I go to the supermarket and look at Smithfield (read: giant corporation) pork, the only kind available. It is marked “natural”, which according to the label means it was grown without hormones. Excuse me? I also want my meat grown without being fed Chinese industrial waste.

In China…

Also Wednesday, the government ordered small, loosely regulated food producers to clean up their act and announced stricter rules for approving new drugs, a day after the former head of its food and drug agency was executed for accepting bribes in exchange for letting fake medicine into the domestic market.
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06.23.07

Dunning-Kruger Effect

Posted in Crackpots, Dumbass, education, Miscommunication, Science at 3:13 pm by admin

Wow, this explains so, so much about idiocy and ignorance and the fools and incompetents who surround us.

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