Notice
The Gold Star Academy of Discipline is now abusing students like you daily!
04.18.09
100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
We all know they often just try to use random words and phrases to get people to open some of those emails. But sometimes it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
This guy apparently has been saving up the worst examples for years.
Yes, you can call me now!
Call me now!08.08.08
One more thing to add to our arsenal
Yes, indeed. Here at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline we are always looking for new insights that we can use to develop ever more devious and effective ways to break our male students of things just like masculinity. Yes, masculinity is a thing of which they must be cured.
Lucky I got this email. Well, perhaps not lucky for our student body.
Yes, you can call me now!
Call me now!04.01.07
It’s April Fools’ Day year round on the Internet
Misinformation is all around us. Check out those emails before forwarding them to everybody you know. If it says to do that, it’s probably a hoax. Don’t spam, please.
Yes, you can call me now!
Call me now!