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03.28.09

The key to recovery

Posted in phone sex, Politics, Unintended consequences at 11:14 pm by admin

is phone sex.

Yes, indeed. The fact is, we all look around us helplessly, uncomprehending the enormity of the economic cataclysm we see ourselves in, and we ask, “What can I do? What meaningful sacrifice can I make?”

All I can do is to quote a bit from Lily Tomlin, but completely out of context.

The answer is so simple I am surprised even you did not think of it.

The answer is phone sex. Spending money on phone sex puts it right into the hands of other workers like yourself, who will spend it at retail establishments, resulting in more employment and more Americans with disposable income. People will buy houses and durable goods, the stock market will rise.

You should in fact spend more on phone sex now, as much as you can possibly afford. Phone sex is the glue that will bind us together as a nation in a new prosperity.

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09.05.08

Pavement repainting fail

Posted in fail, Modern life, Unintended consequences at 9:30 am by admin

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