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The Gold Star Academy of Discipline is now abusing students like you daily!
12.01.08
A couple of pictures
A definite WTF???
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And here’s another one, licking a little pussy…
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Badly behaved girls
I don’t know if you’re aware, but Brits on vacation have the reputation of drinking too much, and then behaving as though they had drunk too much. Two British women on holiday picked up some liquor at the duty-free shop in the airport on the way home. You’re not supposed to open or use up the stuff you buy before you get home. But don’t you know, one thing led to another, and the women went berserk on the plane, attacking the crew with liquor bottles and trying to open the door to the plane.
The passengers helped to overtake the women, and the plane was diverted so they could be taken into custody, somewhere they couldn’t cause any more damage.
It looks like their holiday ended up lasting a bit longer than they intended, though their accomodations in some jail in Germany were probably significantly less luxurious than they might have chosen on their own.
It also sounds like they allow people to bring liquids on board, doesn’t it? Hmm… Must be because there never was any reason for the US restriction on bringing liquids except to help airport concessions make money selling you $3 bottles of tap water.
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Call me now!06.14.08
In the competition for the world’s stupidest criminal
Not a lot to say about it. When you’re smuggling a diaperful of heroin, and the cops ask you if you’ve got anything in your diaper, maybe the smarter thing to say is, “No.”
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Call me now!04.12.08
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
Not only did they fight about it, but the partner of the male persuasion got himself arrested. And we thought Little League dads were bad.
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Man placed on probation for having sex with bicycle?
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
He’s been placed on the sex offender list? What law did he break?
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Criminal Justice
8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases
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Myspace now filtering out the letter ‘i’
Nobody’s been able to figure this out yet. Are they doing it because they’re tired of iphone references? Maybe they’re doing it to get people used to increasingly being censored for no reason, because then they won’t object when they’re censored for a reason. Or maybe they’re just doing it because they can.
..’m leav..ng th..s blog fucked up to show how bad myspace sucks balls. All the letter ‘..’s turned ..nto two l..ttle dots. Ser..ously…. what the bloody fuck? Just retyped the blog sans letter ‘..’. Do you fuck..ng know how annoy..ng that was? (from one of the links in the article)
For whatever reason, Myspace has installed a filter that replaces all instances of the letter ‘i’ with ‘..’. Looks pretty stupid, and a lot of people are pissed.
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Call me now!06.25.07
Seriously, a remedy for speeding?
It looks like Sydney, Australia has come up with a different sort of anti-speeding campaign. As wannabe macho speeders drive past, women of all ages wiggle their little fingers, the universal symbol of tiny penises.
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Call me now!06.16.07
So much for free speech
Well, after linking his personal blog to this story about a countersuit against the RIAA for a variety of harassment type allegations, Andrew Dubber was threatened with a lawsuit by the RIAA, which also threatened to file a formal complaint with his employer.
Was it not sufficiently clear that everybody who has an opinion on the subject thinks they’re a bunch of Nazis? If not, I guess it’s clear now.
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It seemed like a good idea at the time.
German sets new standards for stupid places to wake up after being drunk: a baby incubator…?
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