03.25.08
Why stuffed animals are banned by Niteflirt
02.26.08
Penis preference chart
Okay, this is a good idea in conception, but they way they’ve done it is just plain silly.
This is a penis preference chart. In other words, it defines women’s size preference for penises in terms of length and girth, or at least it claims to. It doesn’t seem to have allowed for personal preference for individual women at all. Probably that’s because it comes from a site that’s based on the notion that all women like gigantic penises, clearly a notion based on the unfortunate male practice called “thinking with the wrong head”. I know of women who claim to be size queens, but I’ve never met a single woman who wants an 11″ cock, and if you look at the chart, it’s clear that the person who has created it thinks that there is no size too large for any woman’s preference.
Many women I know would be fine with an average size cock, at least so long as it’s fat, with a nice mushroom head. I think the majority of women I know have a very specific feeling that very much larger than average might be too big. Sorry to burst your bubble, guys. Some women do like bigger cocks. Some don’t like cocks at all, so I guess you guys with the teeny tiny ones would have to match up with a woman like that…
Now if they’d actually polled real women to discover what percentage liked what size cock, then this might actually have been of value.
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02.22.08
Animal Mating Rituals
I read this article on weird animal mating rituals and realized how long it’s been since I’ve written about science and gender. Here’s some info that will come in handy in our sex ed class at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline, when we teach the boys how lucky they are that we have decided to be good to them. Look at all the things we could be doing if we weren’t such benevolent Mistresses!
Click the banana slug button to read the story.
02.13.08
Funniest Craigslist ad
Yeah, this doesn’t have to do with my work, but it will have to do with somebody’s work, not to mention that it’s funny and profane. And it’s not really news, so I guess it goes here.
01.17.08
2 Girls 1 Cup Tribute Song by Jon Lajoie
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01.14.08
How not to impress a dominant woman in IM
Me, that is.
I’ve been IM’d by a few interesting conversationalists and lot of random dudes who have a much different idea of how they come off in chat than the impression they give me. Only after a guy turns out to be really interesting would I add him to my buddy list.
The guy who IM’d me last night was a real winner.
My availability was set to “In bed”, and it was on ‘idle’. It was, after all, 2:30 am.
Read this: This was a dumb time to IM me. Just because you can’t get to sleep doesn’t mean I’m going to be available to provide free entertainment at any hour, let alone during what is clearly my sleep period.
Well at least he didn’t try to buzz me.
He found me in the members archive of a yahoo group with a ‘dominant females’ theme. He came looking for me to provide him with free pictures. Why did he think I should give him pictures? Because it would please him, and he would show me one of his.
OMG, LOL. If you read anything in any dominant females group, you’d be able to guess that I don’t care about pleasing strange guys who I don’t know. Not only don’t I care whether they ever get pleased again, but I am also not interested in seeing photos of their ugly faces or their pathetic, hairy genitalia.
An encounter like this does not improve the chance that I will click the “add” button on friends request. Pretty much puts the kibosh on it.
Just an FYI…Think ‘polite’. But of course, you can call me…
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01.08.08
Was somebody on drugs for this one?
I’m sorry. I may not be the nicest girl around, and I may not have the cleanest mind, but a girl’s got to have some standards. Heck, everybody ought to have some standards. It’s pretty clear, though, that the folks at the DMV in South Carolina are not those people. They’ve been sitting back, smoking god knows what while you-know-what has ricocheted from one end of the internet to the other. There’s all kinds of things they won’t let you put on license plates for fear they might offend the tender christian ears of some conservative old lady, and then they allow a direct reference to the most offensive video in the universe. 
12.08.07
Didja hear about the loser?
Sylvie emailed me to tell me about a loser who called her to let her know what a pathetic fucking loser he is. He wouldn’t want us to think he was just a garden variety loser, now would he?
He’s got a webpage that his mistress put up on her site for him, and he’s trying to get it traffic so that complete strangers can look at all the silly and humiliating things he’s done—and been willing to have documented on the web. Of course, they won’t be strangers any more after they’ve seen all these pictures and his real name and photos. Well, who knows? Maybe somebody who knows him will get hold of the story. (Laughing…)
So if you send somebody an email about this, make sure you have a link. And stress that they should copy him to any emails. This is multi-level marketing we’re doing here. Multi-level loser marketing?
Just a little update here: our loser called ME to ask permission to beg his Mistress to take down the page before he got into any more trouble than he’s already in. I told him no. It’s ok if he calls again and begs me. And maybe offers me a tribute. That might help me change my mind…
12.01.07
Payment for services rendered: do you work for free?
When you work for yourself, there’s always somebody who wants you to work for free. It’s a new idea for people like this that you should get paid for your services. Do they work for free? Not a snowball’s chance in hell. But since they don’t understand the concept, they have to keep looking. They’re sure it’s going to start happening sooner or later.
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11.30.07
College women orgasm less than men
In a recent survey of more than 4,000 college students across the country, a sociology professor at Stanford University found that women in college orgasm less than half as often as college males during hook-ups…The results showed that 44 percent of men had reached orgasm compared to 19 percent of women.
The discussion in the article concludes that college women are not insisting on their partners giving them the sort of foreplay they may need to reach orgasm, as women are socialized to please their partners but not make demands on them.
At the same time, the men come across as insensitive, for not asking what their partner would like them to do, and for not noticing or caring that she hasn’t come.
Catherine Cornwell, a professor in the psychology department, questioned the validity of England’s study.“Men, according to cultural stereotypes, are supposed to be more interested in sexual satisfaction than women,” she said.
The subjects of the survey may not have been answering England’s survey truthfully and could have been catering to what they thought were socially expected answers, Cornwell said.
Now wait a minute. The guys intentionally gave answers that made them appear to be insensitive louts because they have a reputation to keep up?
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