01.25.10
Starting the marriage off right
A little soul-searching, a little honesty…
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12.21.09
101 reasons why men cheat
Tiger Woods edition.
Based, of course, on the Tiger Woods scandal and the degeneracy of men in general.
My favorite is this one:
56. …or in the Principal’s office?
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11.04.09
Carrie Prejean and the lawsuit settlement
You remember when Carrie Prejean, the Miss California beauty queen who got into a bit of trouble after speaking out in favor of “opposite marriage” and saying that she was raised to be opposed to gay marriage?
And Donald Trump came out in favor of her keeping her post as Miss California after using the pageant as a platform for spouting her radical fundamentalist views, but then let the pageant dismiss her when it turns out she was not keeping up with her schedule of nicey-nicey fluff PR appearances, which is after all what these pageants are about.
By then, the nude photos, the story about her mother and father both having homosexual relationships before their breakup…
She had dated Michael Phelps, whew!
She tried to be a guest host on a right wing talk show, but she was incoherent and sounded really stupid.
I can’t remember now who sued who first. Maybe she sued them for stripping her of her title, and they responded by suing her for the cost of the boob implants that they had paid for to boost her confidence.
Then there was a settlement. It turns out that she walked away with nothing after they told her they had a copy of the home sex tape she had starred in. Well, well.
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05.27.09
Forget to do something?
You always had it in the back of your mind that you were going to accomplish something totally impressive. But did you? NOOOooo….
This guy did. Watch it and weep for your pathetic, wasted life.
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05.20.09
Oops, I did it again – Craig Fergusen
This is just way too funny for words. I hope he does a lot more of this sort of thing.
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05.06.09
Bad pickup lines
For the most part these are hilarious. Read them and weep. Studies have shown that when a guy approaches a woman in a bar, he blows it completely and ends up looking like an arrogant fool. Only when the woman makes the first move does the guy have any hope of getting anywhere.
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Cat got your tongue? She’s pissed…
Better watch out when your mate is acting, um, catty.
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04.29.09
Send a stripper to your reunion
This is absolutely hilarious. A woman who hated her high school hired a stripper to impersonate her at her 10th reunion, then made a movie about it. Due to the need to get permission from everyone in it, it will probably never be released. But the trailer is absolutely a hoot!
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04.18.09
100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
We all know they often just try to use random words and phrases to get people to open some of those emails. But sometimes it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
This guy apparently has been saving up the worst examples for years.
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04.13.09
How to become a porn star
Watch as Brenda arrives in town, all set to become a porn star.
Hilarious!
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