03.31.07

The losers are coming out of the walls

Posted in Losers, phone sex at 2:07 pm by principalquattrano

Or maybe they’re crawling out from under rocks and logs.

One customer called twice today with a bizarro fantasy that he had inserted himself upside-down in a clear plastic tube to get my attention, and now was stuck there as some other women and I laughed at him for two minutes each time.

Then I received an email from loser number 2.

From:	loser
Subject:	Can we talk?
Date:	3/31/2007 2:06 PM

I am an educated, feminized male. Ok, the women I work with call me a FAG. I am truly submissive to my men and women. I do not interact with women sexually, but from past life experiences I have a fetish for dominant ALPHA women. If you desire to humiliate and berate my shortcomings (which are many), I would promptly call to let you put me in my proper place as long as I am not watching the Golden Girls. My social calender is non-existent except for when I am pleasing the men in my life. Let me know if I an stupid enough fucktard for you.

In complete honesty,

Loser

I replied:

To:	loser
Subject:	Re: Can we talk?
Date:	3/31/2007 2:42 PM

Loser,

We can talk. But I will expect you to admit to me your flaws in excruciating detail.

Looks like that education didn’t do all that much for your social skills, eh?

The Principal

So he called. He revealed to me what a loser he is in great detail, telling me it started when his sister caught him with some porn when he was 12 and blackmailed him mercilessly, eventually having him do favors for all her girlfriends, while they laughed at him.

Laughter? I’m good at that. I fired up my webpage of recordings of myself laughing and started to click on it. The boy went into a trance. After a while, I stopped to check on him. Groggy, he told me that even he had never before realized the depths of his worthlessness. I told him he was a pathetic fucking loser piece of shit, and started the laughter up again. A while later I heard the recorded voice come on that tells you the call is over.

When I checked in my account I found this:

3/31/2007 I have never been laughed at so hard, I creamed my panties

Close enough.

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