09.28.07
Posted in Losers, phone sex at 9:50 pm by admin
for every time a caller told me he would do whatever I wanted him to do, I wouldn’t be wealthy, but I sure could treat myself to something nice.
When the vanilla guy says this, it’s along the line of “I’m into everything”, which is clearly not the case. Most guys think they’re incredibly kinky, when in fact they’ve got one or two minor kinks and are basically pretty vanilla.
Once in a while a caller will tell me he’d like us to talk about some other guy’s fantasy - maybe the last guy I spoke with. Or the one I dread, “What’s the hottest fantasy you ever heard?” I try to figure out what he’s into, because a lot of the stuff I talk about is so off-the-wall that hardly anybody else could relate to it.
And of course there’s the Mistress call, where the guy tells me he’ll do anything I want, with no limits. Was he willing to turn his cam on the sink and wash dishes naked for me? Noooo…
Well, dammit, that’s what I wanted! How dare you defy your Mistress!
(Laughing at the losers)
I’m an entertainer. Give me half a clue what you want and I can do it for you. But don’t tell me you’ll really do “anything” for me, because you won’t…
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09.23.07
Posted in phone sex at 8:51 am by admin
So I work at another company besides doing Niteflirt. Actually, I make most of my money there, doing direct dial. Seeing as how it’s direct dial, we’re a no taboo company, which means we talk about just about anything the customer desires.
So this guy called, clearly was wanking as I took his name, address and credit card info down. I ran it and got an authorization, not really expecting him to wait for me. Sure enough, I dialed the number and got no answer.
So after a while he called back. Since we’re supposed to call the customer back on our free long distance, I tried again, still did not pick up. The next time he called, I did the call on the 800 number.
First he wanted to talk about “my” daughter, so I made him up some stuff. He liked talking about teenaged girls, but that’s a bore for me (unless I’m being the teen), so it was ok with me when he wanted me to “get nasty”, especially when he wanted me to bark. Err…bark?
“Arf! Arf! Woof-woof!”
“That’s so hot!” he said.
I was barely able to contain my laughter.
Then he wanted me to make toilet noises. I pulled up a fart soundboard I found while googling and played him some of the buttons.
Really, how could anyone resist? The call went twice as long as I expected, and he was pretty much overwhelmed by the farting noises.
OK…
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Posted in Sugasm at 8:47 am by admin
Amy courtesy of 24.7
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The Manifesto of the Cuntcentric Hedonist
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Sex Work And Religion: The Violent Priest
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09.11.07
Posted in Dumb emails, phone sex at 8:34 am by admin
Well, I’m back to work after my vacation. If you haven’t checked out my new Niteflirt page, go do it—a lot of guys are doing just that, and some are buying some of my photo sets, stories, or recordings.
Or go there just to admire the job I did on the page. It’s unique on NF, and it tells a whole lot about the Gold Star Academy of Discipline.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about today. Today I’m going to talk about dumb emails I’ve received lately. I’m not even sure I want to talk about them much, because I think they speak for themselves. Some guys send me their bizarre fantasies in the hopes I’ll be willing and able to recreate them down to the tiniest finicky detail. Other guys just get off on sending stories to start an email exchange and have no intention of ever calling. And there are always scammers. So here goes…
Subject: iest rim job. Ready for the nast?
As the girls gym teacher you are responsible for decorum. This naughty young man was caught sniffing the girls panties while they were showering. You intend to make an example of him with a punishment he will never foget and you intend to have all the girls watch. I dare not protest, because I know that if I dont do what you want, then you will just turn the matter over to the principal and I will be suspended. I am in your power and you intend to make me remember this punishment for a very long time.
You call the girlks over to watch closely as you make me sniff up your skirt and the stench is overpowering - beyond belief. This time you explain you have deliberately not wiped your ass at all, and you intend for me to lick it clean, working my tongue slowly around the outside inwards. Cleaning the cheeks, and boy are they stinky. Next the rim and the stink almost knocks me out. Even several of the girls have had to back off cause the stench was so overwheling. Finally the crack must be licked and it is really stinky. I ask for mercy but you grant none. You insist I stretch my tongue deep inside the brown crack to lick the stink out completely. When done you invite the girls to come close and admire what a fine job I have done as all the stink is gone. As they move in closer you let loose on me, laughing that now I have to do it all over again. The girls are shocked and the stink is again overwhelming. Are you ready ??
I think I’ll pass on the nast this time around, thanks anyway.
Subject: What to do?
Hello, I would like to get a woman’s perspective on a situation that happened to me. First of all, I believe that women are superior and should be worshipped. For me this fact is evident whenever I see a woman showing off her legs with stockings and high heels. I feel immediately submissive to her. So what happened was I was in a shopping mall, and I saw a woman with amazing legs and was immediately mesmerized. But, she never knew how I felt, or knew how helpless I was. What should I do in this situation? How can I let her know that I am willing to buy those shoes she is trying on, or that I’m willing to humiliate myself for her amusement? Please, any advice would be helpful.
I suggested he call me so we could discuss it. I guess that was not the answer he was looking for, as I never heard from him again.
Subject: Your my #1 choice !..just don’t addcit me, cause..
..ahhh you do quicken my pulse like tooo much ! Just way too stimulating you are. I can’t believe what I read ( yes some men read ). I actually so luv looking at you even fully dressed & just using my very vivid imagination for the remainder. So you keep those clothes ON as that’s 1/2 this guys biggest fantasy. So then you will actually make the guy turn his CAM ON as you watch & direct him ?! Then you would use your exquisite tease & other skills while you watch the effect you have on him & the very male body. Hummmm yess, then you can work on making him go a full intoxicating hour ( or more ?! ) with you…without c*m-ing … or stopping/resting…. or else right ? I think this is called teasing and denial. Except for you sp*nk too ??! & ON CAM ?! Noooway..Please Angela !….can’t believe I am asking or writing this stuff down to such the attractive female ! Wow but you are my #1 choice since I can tell YOU & your erotics are as unique as they are real !
Ok here’s the difference. Take this guy’s cam on the a messenger where you can watch direct & type. …..only without the phone ( I’m just not into anything related to old fashioned phone sex ) and just pre bill me on the Niteflirt email for charge. This is easier on you and less takes a lot less energy then the phone does anyway. So why don’t I offer you say $50 for 1/2 hour increments. After all you can actually do other things, go away & come back to the computer many times to check on ‘things’, type a few lines etc many times in a 1/2 hour more or less. Then push me to another 1/2 hour. Another ? With $50 bonuses even, ummm, I’ll let you judge.
Please see my MY PHOTO which is attached. Do guys like me do this? If so …..you can be sure I do I would not do this with anyone if they were not so female and so utterly attractive. Anyone lessor ones I just could not do it. What do you think? I am… Anthony
I have Yahoo, the ID is under “AxxxxxxySxxxxxxxxxxxd”
Another dude looking for free cam. What a deal!
And ever the classic:
Subject: Midweek Morning Blues..
Hiya love,
Would love to chat today, but I am a little short on minutes.. Could I ask you to send 3 or 5 mins till next week when we can chat longer?
Thanks!
Thanks for the blog material, guys!
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