09.28.07
If I had a dollar…
for every time a caller told me he would do whatever I wanted him to do, I wouldn’t be wealthy, but I sure could treat myself to something nice.
When the vanilla guy says this, it’s along the line of “I’m into everything”, which is clearly not the case. Most guys think they’re incredibly kinky, when in fact they’ve got one or two minor kinks and are basically pretty vanilla.
Once in a while a caller will tell me he’d like us to talk about some other guy’s fantasy – maybe the last guy I spoke with. Or the one I dread, “What’s the hottest fantasy you ever heard?” I try to figure out what he’s into, because a lot of the stuff I talk about is so off-the-wall that hardly anybody else could relate to it.
And of course there’s the Mistress call, where the guy tells me he’ll do anything I want, with no limits. Was he willing to turn his cam on the sink and wash dishes naked for me? Noooo…
Well, dammit, that’s what I wanted! How dare you defy your Mistress!
(Laughing at the losers)
I’m an entertainer. Give me half a clue what you want and I can do it for you. But don’t tell me you’ll really do “anything” for me, because you won’t…