10.30.07

More dumb email

Posted in Dumb emails, phone sex at 5:55 pm by admin

me“hey cat dick! you can make it much bigger, what are you waiting for?”

Really, now. The title was great. The rest, however, was a major letdown. The text of the mail was some sort of quasi-political drivel which was only there to keep from setting off the spam filters. I guess the sales pitch was in that image attached to the email. Didn’t look.

By the way, I’m getting tired of spam sent by idiots. Supposed women who want to be my pen pal but are sending the solicitation from an account with a man’s name, and emails from women who have enlarged their penii by 3 inches…to email titles that say the way to get a woman to give a blow job is to have a cock so large she would choke on it. Reality check time, guys. You have to earn that blow job. Being a fucking jerk isn’t gonna cut it. So cool it and learn yourself how to treat a lady, and maybe she won’t cut off your pathetic little cat dick and wee kitty balls in your sleep.

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