01.17.08
2 Girls 1 Cup Tribute Song by Jon Lajoie
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01.14.08
How not to impress a dominant woman in IM
Me, that is.
I’ve been IM’d by a few interesting conversationalists and lot of random dudes who have a much different idea of how they come off in chat than the impression they give me. Only after a guy turns out to be really interesting would I add him to my buddy list.
The guy who IM’d me last night was a real winner.
My availability was set to “In bed”, and it was on ‘idle’. It was, after all, 2:30 am.
Read this: This was a dumb time to IM me. Just because you can’t get to sleep doesn’t mean I’m going to be available to provide free entertainment at any hour, let alone during what is clearly my sleep period.
Well at least he didn’t try to buzz me.
He found me in the members archive of a yahoo group with a ‘dominant females’ theme. He came looking for me to provide him with free pictures. Why did he think I should give him pictures? Because it would please him, and he would show me one of his.
OMG, LOL. If you read anything in any dominant females group, you’d be able to guess that I don’t care about pleasing strange guys who I don’t know. Not only don’t I care whether they ever get pleased again, but I am also not interested in seeing photos of their ugly faces or their pathetic, hairy genitalia.
An encounter like this does not improve the chance that I will click the “add” button on friends request. Pretty much puts the kibosh on it.
Just an FYI…Think ‘polite’. But of course, you can call me…
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01.08.08
Was somebody on drugs for this one?
I’m sorry. I may not be the nicest girl around, and I may not have the cleanest mind, but a girl’s got to have some standards. Heck, everybody ought to have some standards. It’s pretty clear, though, that the folks at the DMV in South Carolina are not those people. They’ve been sitting back, smoking god knows what while you-know-what has ricocheted from one end of the internet to the other. There’s all kinds of things they won’t let you put on license plates for fear they might offend the tender christian ears of some conservative old lady, and then they allow a direct reference to the most offensive video in the universe. 