02.26.08
Penis preference chart
Okay, this is a good idea in conception, but they way they’ve done it is just plain silly.
This is a penis preference chart. In other words, it defines women’s size preference for penises in terms of length and girth, or at least it claims to. It doesn’t seem to have allowed for personal preference for individual women at all. Probably that’s because it comes from a site that’s based on the notion that all women like gigantic penises, clearly a notion based on the unfortunate male practice called “thinking with the wrong head”. I know of women who claim to be size queens, but I’ve never met a single woman who wants an 11″ cock, and if you look at the chart, it’s clear that the person who has created it thinks that there is no size too large for any woman’s preference.
Many women I know would be fine with an average size cock, at least so long as it’s fat, with a nice mushroom head. I think the majority of women I know have a very specific feeling that very much larger than average might be too big. Sorry to burst your bubble, guys. Some women do like bigger cocks. Some don’t like cocks at all, so I guess you guys with the teeny tiny ones would have to match up with a woman like that…
Now if they’d actually polled real women to discover what percentage liked what size cock, then this might actually have been of value.
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I read this article on weird animal mating rituals and realized how long it’s been since I’ve written about science and gender. Here’s some info that will come in handy in our sex ed class at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline, when we teach the boys how lucky they are that we have decided to be good to them. Look at all the things we could be doing if we weren’t such benevolent Mistresses!
