07.31.08

Thank you

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07.29.08

Think, guys…

Posted in Humor, fail, photos at 12:26 pm by admin

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07.28.08

My Cybertwin at work

Posted in Chat conversations, Men's thinking, humiliation at 2:02 pm by admin

I’ve had a Cybertwin on my main page for quite a while now. I thought it would be cool to try to program it to respond to inquiries as I might, take messages, and suggest to chatters how they might actually contact me. But unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to have worked out quite that way.

In spite of the fact that I have put a long disclaimer that this is not really me and is for entertainment purposes only, most chatters seem to think that it really is me they are chatting with.

For some reason, Cybertwin keeps reprogramming her to respond as they think a Cybertwin ought to, so I run into some really goofy responses that are anything but something I would write or say.

In addition, they seem to have something in there to prevent you from telling people how to contact you. It’s not just that I can’t put my email address in, and probably neither can they, but I’m also prevented from telling them they can contact me by filing in a form on my website, which is, like RIGHT THERE. And the bot comes up with an “Is that your email?” response to completely unrelated statements all the time.

Do you think any of these chatters could actually figure out how to send me an email themselves? Nooo….

So she’s going to be phased out in the next release, which will hopefully be happening pretty soon.

But meanwhile, omg the dumbass that tried to get her to cyber with him yesterday. Regardless of how many times she told him she was a bot, a piece of software, a collection of electrons, he kept trying to get her to talk dirty. Can you say “lower form of life”?

Irrespective of the fact that his handle is ‘corey’. it’s clear to me that English is not his first language, though he’d swear up and down it was if a real person tried to challenge that. I met so many of these types on Paltalk who think that English is super-easy and anybody can be faked out, especially Western women who are invariably stupid, gullible, and easy.

It’s really long, but you have the whole thing to enjoy. Just like corey, who kept coming back for more. And the bot’s not even programmed to humiliate, he had to do that all by himself.

The whole thing

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07.27.08

Thanks, Mom, but no thanks?

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07.05.08

Fail updates

Posted in Translation, Typos, fail at 8:39 am by admin

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