He knew he’d been a bad boy, too. He had cheated on his girlfriend.
He was into pain, a real pain slut, and he knew that his soul could only be cleansed by a good whooping.
Most of the guys who call me are looking for roleplay, not reality. But if they are looking for it, who am I to deny it? Besides, those moans are so satisfying.
His implement of choice was a barbecue spatula with sharpish edges. He struck himself enthusiastically on command, and the pain was accompanied by moans or screams. I asked if he had ever wetted down his skin before striking himself before, and as he had not, I sent him to get himself a wet sponge.
That worked out so well that he broke the spatula. I guess he’ll be buying a new one for the next spanking.
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089 $2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum Have your credit or debit card ready when you call.
Yes, indeed. The fact is, we all look around us helplessly, uncomprehending the enormity of the economic cataclysm we see ourselves in, and we ask, “What can I do? What meaningful sacrifice can I make?”
All I can do is to quote a bit from Lily Tomlin, but completely out of context.
The answer is so simple I am surprised even you did not think of it.
The answer is phone sex. Spending money on phone sex puts it right into the hands of other workers like yourself, who will spend it at retail establishments, resulting in more employment and more Americans with disposable income. People will buy houses and durable goods, the stock market will rise.
You should in fact spend more on phone sex now, as much as you can possibly afford. Phone sex is the glue that will bind us together as a nation in a new prosperity.
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089 $2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum Have your credit or debit card ready when you call.
This was brought to my attention by our very own School Nurse Svetlana, who is so diligent about finding us more reasons to control and dominate you, for your own good, of course.
The fact is that you boys have proven over and over again that you are simply not capable of acting in a responsible manner. That’s why they have sent you to us in the first place, of course. But you work so hard to keep us from forgetting and actually thinking you might be making progress.
To put it simply, you have proven you are not capable of using your penis responsibly, and we can never permit you to exercise any control over it again.
The unfortunate fact is that males are intellectually lower on the evolutionary ladder than females. They serve the purpose of being drones. They are sperm donors, inferior, and can only amount to anything when they acknowledge female superiority and accede to control by us and other dominant women like us.
While not all females are superior to all males, the fact is that certain males seem to have been put on this planet to serve as bad examples for all. He really is inferior to females of just about every species.
The article calls them “ridiculous” fetishes, but people who work for Cracked don’t seem to have any understanding of what fetishes are about. They are so vanilla they probably don’t even get what people like about chocolate ice cream.
Just enjoy, and if you enjoy it too much, give me a call. I am available for counseling sessions to help you work through your issues. Or maybe I will just seize on the opportunity to use them to control and manipulate you. That’s 1-888-282-3089 and ask for “Goddess”. Have your credit or debit card in your hand when you make the call.
