03.18.09
A few fetishes
The article calls them “ridiculous” fetishes, but people who work for Cracked don’t seem to have any understanding of what fetishes are about. They are so vanilla they probably don’t even get what people like about chocolate ice cream.
Just enjoy, and if you enjoy it too much, give me a call. I am available for counseling sessions to help you work through your issues. Or maybe I will just seize on the opportunity to use them to control and manipulate you. That’s 1-888-282-3089 and ask for “Goddess”. Have your credit or debit card in your hand when you make the call.