Another NSFW blog
This is absolutely hilarious. A woman who hated her high school hired a stripper to impersonate her at her 10th reunion, then made a movie about it. Due to the need to get permission from everyone in it, it will probably never be released. But the trailer is absolutely a hoot!
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We all know they often just try to use random words and phrases to get people to open some of those emails. But sometimes it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
This guy apparently has been saving up the worst examples for years.
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Watch as Brenda arrives in town, all set to become a porn star.
Hilarious!
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I guess I haven’t received too many stupendously dumb emails in a while. For this one it was necessary to bring back this feature.
From: Dumb customer
Subject: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 3:55 PMPrincipal Quattrano,
I have received a letter from your office instructing me to be at your office this afternoon. The letter says that I must email you & confirm our appointment. I am doing that now! In the letter I am told you will be completing my detention and I will be required to MASTURBATE for you following your STROKING directions. I am to stand in front of you and JACK OFF for you into a bowl and then rub my CUMMM all over your tits. Permission to report for appointment???
Dumb Customer – FYI I measure 11 inches by 4 inches, with a bulging cock head! What do U say???
Obviously he doesn’t read, thinking his cock speaks louder than words. Therefore he (like so many males) thinks that if they say they have a large cock, a woman, even a dominant woman like me, will be really, really impressed. And, like, want to speak with him on the phone very badly, as if having a big, hard cock improves a male’s communication skills.
What part of ‘dominate’ do you not understand, dumb customer?
To: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 6:15 PMYou misread the message. You are to report to the Office of the School Nurse for castration immediately.
The Principal
From: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 7:04 PMPrincipal Quatranno,
Begging to report to your office 1st & MASTURBATE TO YOUR PLEASURE in hopes that I may not be sent to the Nurse! I will perform to your specifications!!! Please let me have 1 chance to be your weekly JACK OFF BOY! If it’s not to your liking, you can always send me to the nurse! I will obey all your stroking instructions!!! If it pleases you I would love to worship any part or parts of you while I JACK OFF for you! Please let me know!
Respectfully,Your JACK OFF BOY,
Dumb Customer
To: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 7:09 PMVery well. It is clear you will not be able to function properly until you are drained. Report to My office immediately.
The Principal
Did I expect him to call? No, the only time he has ever called me was a year and a half ago for 3 minutes. But it was fun playing with him. And writing him up over it, too.
There is no shortage of boys out there who appear to be eager to serve as bad examples.
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