04.07.09

Dumb email update

Posted in Dumb emails, Men's thinking at 10:44 am by admin

I guess I haven’t received too many stupendously dumb emails in a while. For this one it was necessary to bring back this feature.

From: Dumb customer
Subject: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 3:55 PM

Principal Quattrano,
I have received a letter from your office instructing me to be at your office this afternoon. The letter says that I must email you & confirm our appointment. I am doing that now! In the letter I am told you will be completing my detention and I will be required to MASTURBATE for you following your STROKING directions. I am to stand in front of you and JACK OFF for you into a bowl and then rub my CUMMM all over your tits. Permission to report for appointment???
Dumb Customer – FYI I measure 11 inches by 4 inches, with a bulging cock head! What do U say???

Obviously he doesn’t read, thinking his cock speaks louder than words. Therefore he (like so many males) thinks that if they say they have a large cock, a woman, even a dominant woman like me, will be really, really impressed. And, like, want to speak with him on the phone very badly, as if having a big, hard cock improves a male’s communication skills.

What part of ‘dominate’ do you not understand, dumb customer?

To: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 6:15 PM

You misread the message. You are to report to the Office of the School Nurse for castration immediately.

The Principal

From: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 7:04 PM

Principal Quatranno,
Begging to report to your office 1st & MASTURBATE TO YOUR PLEASURE in hopes that I may not be sent to the Nurse! I will perform to your specifications!!! Please let me have 1 chance to be your weekly JACK OFF BOY! If it’s not to your liking, you can always send me to the nurse! I will obey all your stroking instructions!!! If it pleases you I would love to worship any part or parts of you while I JACK OFF for you! Please let me know!
Respectfully,

Your JACK OFF BOY,
Dumb Customer

To: Dumb Customer
Subject: Re: GUIDED MASTURBATION
Date: 4/6/2009 7:09 PM

Very well. It is clear you will not be able to function properly until you are drained. Report to My office immediately.

The Principal

Did I expect him to call? No, the only time he has ever called me was a year and a half ago for 3 minutes. But it was fun playing with him. And writing him up over it, too.

There is no shortage of boys out there who appear to be eager to serve as bad examples.

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