03.20.09

Why we work so hard to control you boys

Posted in Men's thinking, Unintended consequences, contraception, fail at 12:41 pm by admin

This was brought to my attention by our very own School Nurse Svetlana, who is so diligent about finding us more reasons to control and dominate you, for your own good, of course.

The fact is that you boys have proven over and over again that you are simply not capable of acting in a responsible manner. That’s why they have sent you to us in the first place, of course. But you work so hard to keep us from forgetting and actually thinking you might be making progress.

To put it simply, you have proven you are not capable of using your penis responsibly, and we can never permit you to exercise any control over it again.

The unfortunate fact is that males are intellectually lower on the evolutionary ladder than females. They serve the purpose of being drones. They are sperm donors, inferior, and can only amount to anything when they acknowledge female superiority and accede to control by us and other dominant women like us.

While not all females are superior to all males, the fact is that certain males seem to have been put on this planet to serve as bad examples for all. He really is inferior to females of just about every species.

Loser.

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10.29.08

News bloopers

Posted in Sex, contraception at 5:48 pm by admin

Sorry, it’s been too long. Hopefully the funny news will pick up again fairly soon.

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09.21.08

Natural selection at work

Posted in Mother nature, Science, contraception at 5:46 pm by admin

Killed by a condom…

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07.27.08

Thanks, Mom, but no thanks?

Posted in contraception, photos at 2:58 pm by admin

fail owned pwned pictures
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