08.08.08
Posted in Ball-busting, Dumb emails, fail at 10:28 pm by admin
Yes, indeed. Here at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline we are always looking for new insights that we can use to develop ever more devious and effective ways to break our male students of things just like masculinity. Yes, masculinity is a thing of which they must be cured.
Lucky I got this email. Well, perhaps not lucky for our student body.
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05.22.08
Posted in Dumb emails, Uncategorized at 7:23 pm by admin
Go ‘way, kid.
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11.24.07
Posted in Dumb emails at 6:45 pm by admin
I have a new story just for you!
So I had an interesting exchange of emails the last few days.
—— Original Message ——
From: mxxxvxxxxx07
Sent: 11/20/2007
Subject: hose
so i was wondering what you would do to me in a pair hot tight, sexy pantyhose
let me know and maybe we’ll be in touch
—— Original Message ——
From: Principal Angela Quattrano
Sent: 11/20/2007
Subject: Re: hose
Who did you want to be wearing the hose, you or me?
But of course, it works either way.
—— Original Message ——
From: mxxxxvxxxxx07
Sent: 11/23/2007
Subject: Re: hose
oh - my bad- YOU would be wearing the hose.. so sexy.. I’m obsessed and nothing turns me on more.. let me know!
The deal is that calls bill by the minute, while erotic writing bills by the hour at a significantly lower rate. So I don’t have very much incentive to spend 2 or 3 hours writing a story that I’m going to give to somebody as a free incentive to make what may be a 5 minute call - if it pans out at all. I did think that the sensible thing to do is write the story and make it available for sale on my stories page to whichever of my pantyhose boys may be interested.
Looking for a special story? Give me an email and I’ll see what I can do for you.
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10.30.07
Posted in Dumb emails, phone sex at 5:55 pm by admin
“hey cat dick! you can make it much bigger, what are you waiting for?”
Really, now. The title was great. The rest, however, was a major letdown. The text of the mail was some sort of quasi-political drivel which was only there to keep from setting off the spam filters. I guess the sales pitch was in that image attached to the email. Didn’t look.
By the way, I’m getting tired of spam sent by idiots. Supposed women who want to be my pen pal but are sending the solicitation from an account with a man’s name, and emails from women who have enlarged their penii by 3 inches…to email titles that say the way to get a woman to give a blow job is to have a cock so large she would choke on it. Reality check time, guys. You have to earn that blow job. Being a fucking jerk isn’t gonna cut it. So cool it and learn yourself how to treat a lady, and maybe she won’t cut off your pathetic little cat dick and wee kitty balls in your sleep.
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09.11.07
Posted in Dumb emails, phone sex at 8:34 am by admin
Well, I’m back to work after my vacation. If you haven’t checked out my new Niteflirt page, go do it—a lot of guys are doing just that, and some are buying some of my photo sets, stories, or recordings.
Or go there just to admire the job I did on the page. It’s unique on NF, and it tells a whole lot about the Gold Star Academy of Discipline.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about today. Today I’m going to talk about dumb emails I’ve received lately. I’m not even sure I want to talk about them much, because I think they speak for themselves. Some guys send me their bizarre fantasies in the hopes I’ll be willing and able to recreate them down to the tiniest finicky detail. Other guys just get off on sending stories to start an email exchange and have no intention of ever calling. And there are always scammers. So here goes…
Subject: iest rim job. Ready for the nast?
As the girls gym teacher you are responsible for decorum. This naughty young man was caught sniffing the girls panties while they were showering. You intend to make an example of him with a punishment he will never foget and you intend to have all the girls watch. I dare not protest, because I know that if I dont do what you want, then you will just turn the matter over to the principal and I will be suspended. I am in your power and you intend to make me remember this punishment for a very long time.
You call the girlks over to watch closely as you make me sniff up your skirt and the stench is overpowering - beyond belief. This time you explain you have deliberately not wiped your ass at all, and you intend for me to lick it clean, working my tongue slowly around the outside inwards. Cleaning the cheeks, and boy are they stinky. Next the rim and the stink almost knocks me out. Even several of the girls have had to back off cause the stench was so overwheling. Finally the crack must be licked and it is really stinky. I ask for mercy but you grant none. You insist I stretch my tongue deep inside the brown crack to lick the stink out completely. When done you invite the girls to come close and admire what a fine job I have done as all the stink is gone. As they move in closer you let loose on me, laughing that now I have to do it all over again. The girls are shocked and the stink is again overwhelming. Are you ready ??
I think I’ll pass on the nast this time around, thanks anyway.
Subject: What to do?
Hello, I would like to get a woman’s perspective on a situation that happened to me. First of all, I believe that women are superior and should be worshipped. For me this fact is evident whenever I see a woman showing off her legs with stockings and high heels. I feel immediately submissive to her. So what happened was I was in a shopping mall, and I saw a woman with amazing legs and was immediately mesmerized. But, she never knew how I felt, or knew how helpless I was. What should I do in this situation? How can I let her know that I am willing to buy those shoes she is trying on, or that I’m willing to humiliate myself for her amusement? Please, any advice would be helpful.
I suggested he call me so we could discuss it. I guess that was not the answer he was looking for, as I never heard from him again.
Subject: Your my #1 choice !..just don’t addcit me, cause..
..ahhh you do quicken my pulse like tooo much ! Just way too stimulating you are. I can’t believe what I read ( yes some men read ). I actually so luv looking at you even fully dressed & just using my very vivid imagination for the remainder. So you keep those clothes ON as that’s 1/2 this guys biggest fantasy. So then you will actually make the guy turn his CAM ON as you watch & direct him ?! Then you would use your exquisite tease & other skills while you watch the effect you have on him & the very male body. Hummmm yess, then you can work on making him go a full intoxicating hour ( or more ?! ) with you…without c*m-ing … or stopping/resting…. or else right ? I think this is called teasing and denial. Except for you sp*nk too ??! & ON CAM ?! Noooway..Please Angela !….can’t believe I am asking or writing this stuff down to such the attractive female ! Wow but you are my #1 choice since I can tell YOU & your erotics are as unique as they are real !
Ok here’s the difference. Take this guy’s cam on the a messenger where you can watch direct & type. …..only without the phone ( I’m just not into anything related to old fashioned phone sex ) and just pre bill me on the Niteflirt email for charge. This is easier on you and less takes a lot less energy then the phone does anyway. So why don’t I offer you say $50 for 1/2 hour increments. After all you can actually do other things, go away & come back to the computer many times to check on ‘things’, type a few lines etc many times in a 1/2 hour more or less. Then push me to another 1/2 hour. Another ? With $50 bonuses even, ummm, I’ll let you judge.
Please see my MY PHOTO which is attached. Do guys like me do this? If so …..you can be sure I do I would not do this with anyone if they were not so female and so utterly attractive. Anyone lessor ones I just could not do it. What do you think? I am… Anthony
I have Yahoo, the ID is under “AxxxxxxySxxxxxxxxxxxd”
Another dude looking for free cam. What a deal!
And ever the classic:
Subject: Midweek Morning Blues..
Hiya love,
Would love to chat today, but I am a little short on minutes.. Could I ask you to send 3 or 5 mins till next week when we can chat longer?
Thanks!
Thanks for the blog material, guys!
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