05.06.09

Cat got your tongue? She’s pissed…

Posted in Ball-busting, fail, humiliation, Losers, pain at 7:47 pm by admin

Better watch out when your mate is acting, um, catty.

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03.20.09

Why we work so hard to control you boys

Posted in contraception, fail, Men's thinking, Unintended consequences at 12:41 pm by admin

This was brought to my attention by our very own School Nurse Svetlana, who is so diligent about finding us more reasons to control and dominate you, for your own good, of course.

The fact is that you boys have proven over and over again that you are simply not capable of acting in a responsible manner. That’s why they have sent you to us in the first place, of course. But you work so hard to keep us from forgetting and actually thinking you might be making progress.

To put it simply, you have proven you are not capable of using your penis responsibly, and we can never permit you to exercise any control over it again.

The unfortunate fact is that males are intellectually lower on the evolutionary ladder than females. They serve the purpose of being drones. They are sperm donors, inferior, and can only amount to anything when they acknowledge female superiority and accede to control by us and other dominant women like us.

While not all females are superior to all males, the fact is that certain males seem to have been put on this planet to serve as bad examples for all. He really is inferior to females of just about every species.

Loser.

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08.08.08

Science supporting us in our mission

Posted in Ball-busting, Dumb emails, fail at 10:28 pm by admin

Yes, indeed. Here at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline we are always looking for new insights that we can use to develop ever more devious and effective ways to break our male students of things just like masculinity. Yes, masculinity is a thing of which they must be cured.

Lucky I got this email. Well, perhaps not lucky for our student body.

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07.29.08

Think, guys…

Posted in fail, Humor, photos at 12:26 pm by admin

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07.05.08

Fail updates

Posted in fail, Translation, Typos at 8:39 am by admin

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