03.18.09
Posted in Fetishes, phone sex at 11:18 am by admin
The article calls them “ridiculous” fetishes, but people who work for Cracked don’t seem to have any understanding of what fetishes are about. They are so vanilla they probably don’t even get what people like about chocolate ice cream.
Just enjoy, and if you enjoy it too much, give me a call. I am available for counseling sessions to help you work through your issues. Or maybe I will just seize on the opportunity to use them to control and manipulate you. That’s 1-888-282-3089 and ask for “Goddess”. Have your credit or debit card in your hand when you make the call.
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08.09.08
Posted in Fetishes, phone sex at 10:18 pm by admin
Well! A young male was sent to my office for not doing his homework. He begged me not to spank him, but he knew that only a severe punishment would have an effect on his behavior. And I certainly know that disciplinary measures work best when the miscreant can’t sit without pain for the next week.
I spanked his bare bottom until it had nice, warm red stripes on it. Wasn’t that fun!
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05.27.08
Posted in Fetishes, Legal system at 6:58 am by admin
This is amazing to me. A Japanese man was arrested for calling a food company’s toll-free number 500 times in 16 months for a total of 3,100 hours worth of free calls, costing the company ¥ 4 million, £19,500, or $38,752. They are checking to see if he has done the same thing to other companies as well.
I guess he has a “recorded female voice” fetish. Or he’s a frickin’ cheapskate. Or both.
Yeah, the people at the other end of the toll-free number are paying for the call, which is why we have the ability to block cheap wankers who want to waste our time by calling to hear us say “hello” or who call looking for a menu of sexy voice recordings to listen to.
But, um, that’s not only a lot of money. It’s also a lot of time spent on calls. It’s 6.2 hours per call. Every damned day. They’re also paying .21 a minute for their toll-free service, which may be the going rate in Japan, but it’s way out of line in the US to pay that much for toll-free service.
It’s 186,000 minutes. I earn $1 a minute and up, and if he calls I won’t sue him. I promise. I might even give him a special rate if he pays up front for the whole thing.
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03.25.08
Posted in Fetishes, phone sex at 10:03 pm by admin
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01.08.08
Posted in Fetishes, Legal system at 9:59 pm by admin
I’m sorry. I may not be the nicest girl around, and I may not have the cleanest mind, but a girl’s got to have some standards. Heck, everybody ought to have some standards. It’s pretty clear, though, that the folks at the DMV in South Carolina are not those people. They’ve been sitting back, smoking god knows what while you-know-what has ricocheted from one end of the internet to the other. There’s all kinds of things they won’t let you put on license plates for fear they might offend the tender christian ears of some conservative old lady, and then they allow a direct reference to the most offensive video in the universe. 
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11.11.07
Posted in Fetishes at 5:08 am by admin
So the guy who posted this hasn’t been getting out enough. If I’ve heard of some of these, they’re not really obscure. But some of them I haven’t heard of, and it’s an amusing list. Learn something new every day, eh?
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