09.11.07
Posted in Dumb emails, phone sex at 8:34 am by admin
Well, I’m back to work after my vacation. If you haven’t checked out my new Niteflirt page, go do it—a lot of guys are doing just that, and some are buying some of my photo sets, stories, or recordings.
Or go there just to admire the job I did on the page. It’s unique on NF, and it tells a whole lot about the Gold Star Academy of Discipline.
But that’s not what I’m here to talk about today. Today I’m going to talk about dumb emails I’ve received lately. I’m not even sure I want to talk about them much, because I think they speak for themselves. Some guys send me their bizarre fantasies in the hopes I’ll be willing and able to recreate them down to the tiniest finicky detail. Other guys just get off on sending stories to start an email exchange and have no intention of ever calling. And there are always scammers. So here goes…
Subject: iest rim job. Ready for the nast?
As the girls gym teacher you are responsible for decorum. This naughty young man was caught sniffing the girls panties while they were showering. You intend to make an example of him with a punishment he will never foget and you intend to have all the girls watch. I dare not protest, because I know that if I dont do what you want, then you will just turn the matter over to the principal and I will be suspended. I am in your power and you intend to make me remember this punishment for a very long time.
You call the girlks over to watch closely as you make me sniff up your skirt and the stench is overpowering - beyond belief. This time you explain you have deliberately not wiped your ass at all, and you intend for me to lick it clean, working my tongue slowly around the outside inwards. Cleaning the cheeks, and boy are they stinky. Next the rim and the stink almost knocks me out. Even several of the girls have had to back off cause the stench was so overwheling. Finally the crack must be licked and it is really stinky. I ask for mercy but you grant none. You insist I stretch my tongue deep inside the brown crack to lick the stink out completely. When done you invite the girls to come close and admire what a fine job I have done as all the stink is gone. As they move in closer you let loose on me, laughing that now I have to do it all over again. The girls are shocked and the stink is again overwhelming. Are you ready ??
I think I’ll pass on the nast this time around, thanks anyway.
Subject: What to do?
Hello, I would like to get a woman’s perspective on a situation that happened to me. First of all, I believe that women are superior and should be worshipped. For me this fact is evident whenever I see a woman showing off her legs with stockings and high heels. I feel immediately submissive to her. So what happened was I was in a shopping mall, and I saw a woman with amazing legs and was immediately mesmerized. But, she never knew how I felt, or knew how helpless I was. What should I do in this situation? How can I let her know that I am willing to buy those shoes she is trying on, or that I’m willing to humiliate myself for her amusement? Please, any advice would be helpful.
I suggested he call me so we could discuss it. I guess that was not the answer he was looking for, as I never heard from him again.
Subject: Your my #1 choice !..just don’t addcit me, cause..
..ahhh you do quicken my pulse like tooo much ! Just way too stimulating you are. I can’t believe what I read ( yes some men read ). I actually so luv looking at you even fully dressed & just using my very vivid imagination for the remainder. So you keep those clothes ON as that’s 1/2 this guys biggest fantasy. So then you will actually make the guy turn his CAM ON as you watch & direct him ?! Then you would use your exquisite tease & other skills while you watch the effect you have on him & the very male body. Hummmm yess, then you can work on making him go a full intoxicating hour ( or more ?! ) with you…without c*m-ing … or stopping/resting…. or else right ? I think this is called teasing and denial. Except for you sp*nk too ??! & ON CAM ?! Noooway..Please Angela !….can’t believe I am asking or writing this stuff down to such the attractive female ! Wow but you are my #1 choice since I can tell YOU & your erotics are as unique as they are real !
Ok here’s the difference. Take this guy’s cam on the a messenger where you can watch direct & type. …..only without the phone ( I’m just not into anything related to old fashioned phone sex ) and just pre bill me on the Niteflirt email for charge. This is easier on you and less takes a lot less energy then the phone does anyway. So why don’t I offer you say $50 for 1/2 hour increments. After all you can actually do other things, go away & come back to the computer many times to check on ‘things’, type a few lines etc many times in a 1/2 hour more or less. Then push me to another 1/2 hour. Another ? With $50 bonuses even, ummm, I’ll let you judge.
Please see my MY PHOTO which is attached. Do guys like me do this? If so …..you can be sure I do I would not do this with anyone if they were not so female and so utterly attractive. Anyone lessor ones I just could not do it. What do you think? I am… Anthony
I have Yahoo, the ID is under “AxxxxxxySxxxxxxxxxxxd”
Another dude looking for free cam. What a deal!
And ever the classic:
Subject: Midweek Morning Blues..
Hiya love,
Would love to chat today, but I am a little short on minutes.. Could I ask you to send 3 or 5 mins till next week when we can chat longer?
Thanks!
Thanks for the blog material, guys!
You can call me!
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$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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07.17.07
Posted in Sex work, phone sex at 12:45 am by admin
Just a few pet peeves I need to vent about.
No. I will not meet you. I do not meet customers. I don’t care how nice you think you are. The more often you tell me you are nice, the happier I am that you think I live more than a thousand miles from where I do. I don’t care how deeply in love with me you say you are. It doesn’t matter how often you ask me. I will not meet you.
I don’t marry customers. I won’t marry you. I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last loser…er…man on earth. The fact that you call me as obsessively as you do disqualifies you from any consideration in addition to the rules above. You are a loser. L*O*S*E*R. Loser. A loser who not only has to pay women to speak with him, but is willing to pay thousands a week on phone sex to do it. I wouldn’t give you the time of day, and I definitely wouldn’t talk to you or listen to your whiny voice or your wounded animal noises if you weren’t paying me by the minute.
I also am not a pro domme. I don’t meet customers for sessions. The fact that I’m not a pro domme in no way means that I’m willing to meet you for a free session of any sort. Nor do I do free sessions in chat. And I won’t call you at home to give you a free phone session, either.
I do not have a stable of personal slaves that has unlimited openings. I do not support slaves. I am not currently recruiting personal slaves through a phone sex line. I do not expect that to change.
You are paying me to listen to you speak and tell you exactly what you want to hear. I’m good at it. Get with the program.
I would like to thank my valued customers for keeping it sane. If you’re reading this and pondering, you are undoubtedly not one of the aforementioned loser types.
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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03.31.07
Posted in Losers, phone sex at 2:07 pm by principalquattrano
Or maybe they’re crawling out from under rocks and logs.
One customer called twice today with a bizarro fantasy that he had inserted himself upside-down in a clear plastic tube to get my attention, and now was stuck there as some other women and I laughed at him for two minutes each time.
Then I received an email from loser number 2.
I am an educated, feminized male. Ok, the women I work with call me a FAG. I am truly submissive to my men and women. I do not interact with women sexually, but from past life experiences I have a fetish for dominant ALPHA women. If you desire to humiliate and berate my shortcomings (which are many), I would promptly call to let you put me in my proper place as long as I am not watching the Golden Girls. My social calender is non-existent except for when I am pleasing the men in my life. Let me know if I an stupid enough fucktard for you.
In complete honesty,
Loser
I replied:
Loser,
We can talk. But I will expect you to admit to me your flaws in excruciating detail.
Looks like that education didn’t do all that much for your social skills, eh?
The Principal
So he called. He revealed to me what a loser he is in great detail, telling me it started when his sister caught him with some porn when he was 12 and blackmailed him mercilessly, eventually having him do favors for all her girlfriends, while they laughed at him.
Laughter? I’m good at that. I fired up my webpage of recordings of myself laughing and started to click on it. The boy went into a trance. After a while, I stopped to check on him. Groggy, he told me that even he had never before realized the depths of his worthlessness. I told him he was a pathetic fucking loser piece of shit, and started the laughter up again. A while later I heard the recorded voice come on that tells you the call is over.
When I checked in my account I found this:
3/31/2007 
I have never been laughed at so hard, I creamed my panties
Close enough.
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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Posted in phone sex at 4:51 am by principalquattrano
I talked to a caller the other night who called on my ‘Anything Goes’ listing. He was under the assumption that it meant I would do absolutely anything for him, regardless of what I had written in my text. Or maybe he just hadn’t read the text, gathering from the title that it was something to do with the Principal’s office, and assuming that, once again, he was going to be getting anything at all.
He had a rape fantasy. The Principal doesn’t do those. They are also against tos, depending on the call.
Now if he wanted to dominate me or have me get very slutty he would need to call me on my “submissive” listing. I’m willing to do it there for a little extra coin, because it requires some acting on my part, and I don’t find it fun.
But it’s a two way street. If a guy wants to dominate, he has to act dominant, not just like a psycho or an asshole. We have too many of those guys at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline already. We break them sooner or later. It’s what we specialize in, and we’re good at it.
Although the Principal has been known to allow herself to be seduced if the caller is skillful enough. If our students were really that good at anything, well, they wouldn’t have been sent here, would they?
Then a little dick black guy called looking to get fucked by big white cocks. I made him equipment manager of the football team. He will be traveling with the team to make sure their “equipment” is well taken care of while on the road. Wouldn’t want that pent-up energy to make them lose their focus in the clutch, now would we?
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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03.09.07
Posted in phone sex at 5:25 pm by principalquattrano
I’ve been getting a few stories submitted for my Fiction section, but I’m still looking for more. Face it, you’ve got erotic fantasies. You may even be able to express yourself in complete sentences on a good day. So why not?
But seriously, a thought came to my mind about the customer from a year or more ago who had the greatest femdom fantasy. The key was the details. This went on for call after call after call, and each was different, like a chapter of a book. Only a few tiny details gave away that it had to be a fantasy, not reality.
So it occurred to me that this would be a great story to publish on my website. It would not be just a story, but a serialized novel. With his ear for details, it would be ideal on my site.
So I sent him an email inviting him to call and offering him free minutes. Guys are such suckers for free minutes. I rarely give them out, but when I do, it is for somebody who I really want to call, and they get the message.
A lot of girls will never give out free minutes. They say they don’t work for free. Well I don’t either, but those free minutes got me an 80 minute chat with a customer who had previously spent a lot of money on me, a customer I didn’t actually expect to call me again, as his fantasy was complete. We had a nice long chat about the origins of his fantasy and of mine. It turns out I’m the first flirt who has outed him. We have a lot in common, meaning that we have both skimmed details from many phone calls to build our fantasies on. I have built my site, and he would like to build one, although he is not in a position to do so.
Maybe we’ll be doing a little collaboration. Fun, fun, fun.
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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09.17.06
Posted in phone sex at 10:29 am by principalquattrano
Last night I got a call on my $3 a minute “joke” submissive line, the one that guys are supposed to call me on to argue about why they think I should be submissive. Even in theory, doms shouldn’t be calling that line, because at that price the joke is on them. In fact I’ve only ever gotten one three minute call before on that line, and that one was by mistake, too.
But he introduced himself as “Master Andrew”. His voice was cocky and arrogant. I found it very hard to understand his thick British accent, and I think that my having to tell him to repeat himself over and over again was really taking away from the flow of things. He told me I was going to be his slave from now on, and I was going to be working for him. I played along - at $3 a minute, I had no intention of telling him off and ending the call prematurely.
He told me I was going to send him a “slave contract”, with all questions answered in it. I suggested he tell me what questions he wanted answered, to make sure I got it right the first time, and he said he wanted my real name, address, birthdate, and password(!!!)s. OK, I’m still playing along here, but not for nobody do I give that information out. I gave him my stage name, my UPS box, and made up a string of characters as a password.
Well, don’t you know he tried to access my account right then and there. WTF? Naughty, naughty. He was upset that it didn’t work. Well, doh. I like to think that even if I were a submissive in some bizarre and inappropriately kinky alternate universe, I wouldn’t be an idiot and give out my userids and passwords to anyone.
Another thing you should know is that this conversation was full of periods of awkward silence. or should I say, expensive periods of awkward silence. Not only that, but it was also full of interruptions where his account ran out of money and (unaccountably, considering how his luck was going) he kept replenishing it.
So now he ordered me to give him this info, and said if I didn’t he would give me lots of really bad feedback that would damage my reputation. OK guy, that’s it. You crossed the line. There’s no going back. I could hardly contain my laughter, and he wanted to know what was so funny. I told him that allowing other people access to my accounts is not only stupid, it is breaking tos, and I don’t break tos. Asking for this info is breaking tos. And if he did give me multiple bad feedbacks, management would consider that harassment and remove them.
And then I read to him the text of my listing, which is, to say the least, not remotely respectful to the class of males who might consider themselves to be doms. I proceeded to tell him that the fact that he was calling and paying me $3 a minute to listen to him and I was allowing this to happen meant that I was in charge.
His voice started to quaver. He got respectful. He begged me not to turn him in. He asked what he could do, finally telling me he would do anything for me. At this point he was about as submissive as a submissive can be.
So I had him call me “Goddess”, sit on the floor naked and wank to me, made him eat his cum, ordered him to tribute me and give me good feedback on both. He did a good job, too. I’ll be sending him a slave contract as his first assignment. Of course I’m going to want personal information, but I wouldn’t dream of breaking the law or tos trying to compromise someone else’s account when I can just order them to give me the money directly anyway. Doesn’t that make so much more sense?
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
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