The Principal at Work » Science

My point exactly

admin — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:34:59 +0000

As far as males go, you just have to crack a whip over their heads to keep them honest.

At least that’s what it seems like when reading this story. Apparently employees at the National Science Foundation were too busy viewing porn, doing cam-2-cam shows and everything else else adult entertainment to do any real work. So many clichés come to mind, from “foxes running the henhouse” to “your tax dollars at work”.

It appears that a number of studies were done, but not much came of it besides some internet filters. Wasn’t anybody fired? Why weren’t they sent to the Gold Star Academy of Discipline? That’s the real fix for this situation.

We could even straighten out the SEC. Ask your employer if there’s a program that’s right for you today!

Natural selection at work

admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:46:48 +0000

Killed by a condom…

Darwin fail

admin — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:42:24 +0000

see more pwn and owned pictures

Animal Mating Rituals

admin — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:51:32 +0000

I read this article on weird animal mating rituals and realized how long it’s been since I’ve written about science and gender. Here’s some info that will come in handy in our sex ed class at the Gold Star Academy of Discipline, when we teach the boys how lucky they are that we have decided to be good to them. Look at all the things we could be doing if we weren’t such benevolent Mistresses!

Click the banana slug button to read the story.