Of course she’s controversial on a number of fronts. But one thing that is not in dispute is the fact that she’s good-looking. Alaskan men like the way she looks, and now the rest of American men get to fantasize about her potential as a VPILF.
So what else could logically happen?
Just ask the free market economy. If there’s demand, there will be supply. Here she is, the Alaska governor blow-up love doll, for all you connoisseurs of fine inflatable ladies.
Get yours now while she’s still available. This may become a collector’s item.
What else is coming is, thanks to Larry Flynt, “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”, the X-rated video. The plot could be summarized as a Russian tank running out of gas in front of her house, and the two tank operators knock on the door…
You can call me!
1-888-282-3089 $2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum Have your credit or debit card ready when you call.
They hired one or more strippers—nothing new there. But the guys were doing a lot of heavy drinking, and were behaving in what can only be described as an “uninhibited” manner. Then came the time for the stripper to put on her strap-on and the groom-to-be to go on the stage with her and…
Hmm, that’s a tradition I hadn’t heard of before. The groom didn’t want to do it, so the best man got up on the stage, pulled down his pants to his knees, got on all fours in front of her, and don’t you know, she used that strap-on on him!
Not sure why he was surprised, but now he’s claiming she raped him. You be the judge.
Of course she’s controversial on a number of fronts. But one thing that is not in dispute is the fact that she’s good-looking. Alaskan men like the way she looks, and now the rest of American men get to fantasize about her potential as a VPILF.
They hired one or more strippers—nothing new there. But the guys were doing a lot of heavy drinking, and were behaving in what can only be described as an “uninhibited” manner. Then came the time for the stripper to put on her strap-on and the groom-to-be to go on the stage with her and…
