06.14.08
Gummy WHAT???

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #136? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
The Angel and the Devil
“Upon looking at my creamy white and feeling my soft lips you would think I am an angel.”
How To Approach A Dominant Woman
“Wrong way: Perhaps you know me from my blog….”
Intimate
“Lying back so the full aura from the lamp lights the area in question, I spread my legs and let him see.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)
Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The busiest day so far
I can hardly describe the addiction
Insane Bitch
Lindsay Lohan: Total L.U.G.
Stripper with benefits, part 2
What Counts As Sex? –NEW POLL!!!
Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Amber Rayne In Predicament Bondage On Sex And Submission
Catalina loves Interviews
Check out Mz. Berlin’s Blog
Delight
Eyes More Important Than Body In Attraction
New LELO Vibrators
Sex Toys Are Fun!
So Very Shallow
Sex Advice
Can being overweight lead to lack of orgasm?
NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Fetish Model Satine Phoenix is a *VERY* Pretty Pony Girl
Field Of Dreams
Free Bubble butt webcam clip on CamWithHer
Half-Nekkid in Alaska
My second SUMMER of Love
The one with the hard body
Pornsaint Zahra Divine
A Pussy Corset Piercing - A Painful Form of Forced Chastity
Rose Petals -HNT
Video: Good Morning Blowjob
Sex & Politics
Fuck the Schoolboard, Too
Sex, Politics and Videotape: Young People Fucking and Canadian Censorship
Erotic Writing and Experiences
Bed, breakfast and more tasty cock
Grils and Playtoys
Period Piece
Skinny Dipping
Spooning Leads To Forking
When Life Gets in the Way
Sex Work
Getting spanked in the office
Reality Check: Superstar Clients
What About The Johns? (An Audio Plea)
Sex Humor
What the heck is happenin’ to my genitals?
BDSM & Fetish
Cinderella’s Big Score - A Fairy Tale
Fun with Shoes and Bondage
Kinky Email from Mr. Kink
Mmmmm, Pantyhose….
Muffles
Political Maneuvers
Princess in wonderland.
r’s naughty thoughts on wheelchair bondage, strap-on sex, and enemas
Setting the stage…
Wet Panties
Yeah, is that how they make such painful-looking surgical breast augmentations? And here all this time I thought it was rubbery plastic bags of watery fluid…

Most guys call me for roleplay. I occasionally get a call for something different.
I do, in fact, have a “spank yourself on cam” listing, and I had a taker today.
He says his wife dominates him completely. He showed me a little heart-shaped tag dangling from the ring in his Prince Albert. She doesn’t find a use for his cock anymore. It’s been so long since she let him cum that it hardly gets hard. He has to be careful not to cum spontaneously, which would result in “banishment”, which means no domination for 6 months. Clearly he doesn’t want that to happen, so he had to be very careful.
That’s a bath brush he spanked himself with. He also had a long-handled wooden shoehorn that I had him spank his cock with.
The “office”? He was at work.

Our hapless young male arrived in the principal’s office dressed in the schoolgirl’s uniform he’d been previously assigned to wear. In the intervening weeks, he had been regularly been sent to the nurse’s office for hormone shots. Since his presence here was anything but voluntary, he was starting to feel, shall we say, downtrodden. His situation was seemingly hopeless, and that was before I snapped a collar around his neck, attached a leash to it, and walked him down to the classroom where we had scheduled him to be the demonstratee of some techniques that we had been teaching our young women.
All males do end up getting demonstrated upon here. It’s a necessary part of the program. They just get used to following orders and accepting their lot in life. Only when they do that can they begin to make progress toward choosing realistic goals. Goals that we will allow them, of course.
He was there to help demonstrate the fact that it is more painful for a male to get fucked by a strapon than a real cock. I had him bend over the desk at the front of the room, and I cuffed him to it, ankles and wrists. I pulled up his little skirt and pulled down his white cotton panties. Then the football player came in…
We didn’t actually get to the part about the strapon. I’m sure we will get to during the next visit to the Principal’s office.
His teacher caught him wearing them. I guess when he bent over to pick something up, somebody saw his thong peeking out of the top of his trousers. So of course the teacher had him open up his shirt, so she could show the class. And then she sent him to the office.
I laughed at him, silly boy, and made him strip down to his lingerie. I put him in stockings and a garter belt, a miniskirt, and a white blouse. High heeled schoolgirl shoes. A cheesy blonde wig and sleazy makeup completed the picture.
I told him how we were going to put him on the boys’ cheerleading squad, so he could wear a little skirt and jump up and down, cheering for the girls’ team. His little weewee got so hard, but he didn’t want to cum, knowing he would be sent back to class and out of my presence. Already he was addicted.
But he had no choice. He had to follow orders. Only by overcoming challenges can you males develop character, and we females will continue to craft ever more devious challenges for you to overcome. Even while you know we are doing it, you will be helpless to resist. As was he.
I can’t believe it’s been so long. Here I’ve been busy tending to things, running the school, where we continually induct new students year round. And we’ve gotten some real doozies in here lately, boys who don’t know their place in the scheme of things and are somehow confused about the fact that they have been abandoned by their families here, possibly never to see them again…unless they do as they are told. They thought that the fact that they had failed their senior year in high school meant that they were going to get to coast through another year doing hardly anything at all. They didn’t realize until the gate slammed shut that this is not a summer vacation.
We do get the majority of our new inductees in just this way, when graduation doesn’t happen. They fail to make the cut the first time in their lives for many of them. The bar is just so low that it can go no lower. The consensus at this point iis a need for tough love. Tough love, I love that word. It’s exactly how I feel about every new wave of young slackers that enters our gates. Tough love. We can be very tough. It builds character for them.
Speaking of it having been a long time our loser is back. If you don’t remember him, read up on his last appearance. Now he’s saying that even though he might like to have that web page taken down, the Mistress who put it up doesn’t seem to be answering her phone calls or emails from him. Hmmm. So months later it is still up, who knows for how long?
Yanno, if he really wanted to get that page taken down, he wouldn’t be putting ridiculous videos on rude.com and pimping them around. But my gosh, you have got to see those videos. They are so funny. Ross has really missed his calling. He should be a naked comedian. No kidding. You’ll be laughing so hard…
Me, that is.
I’ve been IM’d by a few interesting conversationalists and lot of random dudes who have a much different idea of how they come off in chat than the impression they give me. Only after a guy turns out to be really interesting would I add him to my buddy list.
The guy who IM’d me last night was a real winner.
My availability was set to “In bed”, and it was on ‘idle’. It was, after all, 2:30 am.
Read this: This was a dumb time to IM me. Just because you can’t get to sleep doesn’t mean I’m going to be available to provide free entertainment at any hour, let alone during what is clearly my sleep period.
Well at least he didn’t try to buzz me.
He found me in the members archive of a yahoo group with a ‘dominant females’ theme. He came looking for me to provide him with free pictures. Why did he think I should give him pictures? Because it would please him, and he would show me one of his.
OMG, LOL. If you read anything in any dominant females group, you’d be able to guess that I don’t care about pleasing strange guys who I don’t know. Not only don’t I care whether they ever get pleased again, but I am also not interested in seeing photos of their ugly faces or their pathetic, hairy genitalia.
An encounter like this does not improve the chance that I will click the “add” button on friends request. Pretty much puts the kibosh on it.
Just an FYI…Think ‘polite’. But of course, you can call me…
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They seem to be getting rather long, don’t you think? It’s time for a pedicure. Shall I trim them back a bit?
The verdict: I bought some acetone nail polish to strip them, which works a lot better than the non-acetone. Then I trimmed back the longer ones about 1/16th of an inch, which made them a lot more comfortable.

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