03.28.09
Posted in phone sex, Unintended consequences at 11:14 pm by admin
…is phone sex.
Yes, indeed. The fact is, we all look around us helplessly, uncomprehending the enormity of the economic cataclysm we see ourselves in, and we ask, “What can I do? What meaningful sacrifice can I make?”
All I can do is to quote a bit from Lily Tomlin, but completely out of context.
The answer is so simple I am surprised even you did not think of it.
The answer is phone sex. Spending money on phone sex puts it right into the hands of other workers like yourself, who will spend it at retail establishments, resulting in more employment and more Americans with disposable income. People will buy houses and durable goods, the stock market will rise.
You should in fact spend more on phone sex now, as much as you can possibly afford. Phone sex is the glue that will bind us together as a nation in a new prosperity.
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1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
Have your credit or debit card ready when you call.
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03.20.09
Posted in contraception, fail, Men's thinking, Unintended consequences at 12:41 pm by admin
This was brought to my attention by our very own School Nurse Svetlana, who is so diligent about finding us more reasons to control and dominate you, for your own good, of course.
The fact is that you boys have proven over and over again that you are simply not capable of acting in a responsible manner. That’s why they have sent you to us in the first place, of course. But you work so hard to keep us from forgetting and actually thinking you might be making progress.
To put it simply, you have proven you are not capable of using your penis responsibly, and we can never permit you to exercise any control over it again.
The unfortunate fact is that males are intellectually lower on the evolutionary ladder than females. They serve the purpose of being drones. They are sperm donors, inferior, and can only amount to anything when they acknowledge female superiority and accede to control by us and other dominant women like us.
While not all females are superior to all males, the fact is that certain males seem to have been put on this planet to serve as bad examples for all. He really is inferior to females of just about every species.
Loser.
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1-888-282-3089
$2.25 a minute with a 10 minute minimum
Have your credit or debit card ready when you call.
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